Shack Out on 101 Page #2
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and get outta here?
Ho, ho, ho.
If it wasn't so hard to
get a cook way out here,
- I'd have bounced your head out that front door long ago.
- Then we're even.
'Cause if I wasn't such a lousy cook, I
would've walked outta here a long time ago.
- Georgie!
- Hey, Eddie!
Welcome home!
Welcome home, my boy.
Hey, you look like a
million. How's the old ulcer?
Like a mother-in-law-
Naggin' me night and day.
Come on. Sit down. Tell us
how the world is treating you.
Ain't you gonna
ask me how I feel?
Why should he? The only thing
that'll kill you is time.
Hey, that reminds me. About
that watch you sold me-
I gave it to you wholesale.
What else do you want?
I want what it says in the guarantee
- If it's busted, you gotta give me a new one.
Dreamboat here
Yeah, Slob, that's right. All
them guarantees is the same.
The big print gives you everything.
The little print takes it away.
I don't care. You said it
didn't have to be winded.
overnight, and it wouldn't hurt.
That I did. Even an impartial jury
will agree that water is not soup,
especially hot onion soup.
When I examined your watch, it had
pepper, cheese and a piece of onion in it.
Furthermore, it looked to me as if it had
been cooked over a slow fire all night.
Why didn't you tell me you dropped it
in the soup? A man's entitled to privacy.
Not in my soup!
Will you do me a favor?
I don't want to be aggravated
before I eat. Now chop it!
If you think
you can get away with-
You heard what the man said.
Chop it. What'll you have, Ed?
I've had a taste for your hamburger in my
mouth all the way down from Pismo Beach.
What do you want
on it?
Everything.
Except your watch.
Big comic, huh?
that hamburger. You wouldn't!
Hey, Slob,
not even in a joke, huh?
One burger... comin' up.
Hey, it's my friend
the brain!
Eddie! How's
the number one salesman?
territory's getting a little tired.
How are you doin'?
Mmm.
Oh, I forgot. You can't talk about it.
But I'll bet you're still top man
in the cyclotron department, huh?
Number one in
the love department too.
Oh, that I know.
Tell me something new.
How's the chickie?
She's great, Eddie.
She's going to be happy to see you.
You're one of her favorite people.
Naturally. With my charm, why not, huh?
How do you feel? Oh, well, I
- I think I'm improving.
Too bad you can't stay around awhile.
I could recommend a good psychiatrist.
Aw, who heeds those headshrinkers?
You're good enough for me.
Every time I talk to you,
I feel like a new man.
Very flattering, Eddie,
but you need professional help.
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