Shaandaar Page #3

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So much work.

Four...five...six...seven...eight.

Beeps.

Magnum 44.

Hey Vipul?

- Yes, Mummyji?

- I want one of those.

What'?

A gun!

I want to fire one too.

Before the wedding.

What, Mummyji'?

"This is the crazy..."

"This is the crazy..."

This is the crazy...

Life is a btch!

"This is the crazy..."

it's a beach, sir.

I am rich

All is well, all is well.

Come.

Welcome, sir.

You, Chinese?

No, sir, Japanese.

"This is the crazy..."

The Fundwanis are here.

"Crazy, man!"

Welcome! It is a pleasure

to do business with you, Mr. Fundwani

This is the funtastic,

but Mummyji please call me the Harry.

This partnership is my pleasure...

...for the whole Sindhi community,

pleasure, pleasure...

...pleasure!

Funtastic family.

Welcome, welcome to the family.

We are already family.

Every Sindhi is the family.

The Harry,

may I tell you a custom of our family?

Sure.

On the happy occasion

of this wedding...

...we would like to gift you

as much gold as Eesha's weight.

25,000 x 90 = Oh. My. God.

- Come fast, my bro!

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro!"

PP.

PP.

PP.

PP, Mummy-ji.

What is PP'?

'Pairi pauna' (I touch your feet).

'Pairi pauna'!

Touch his feet.

Nice. Nice. Must buy this property.

Hey no flirting now.

You can do all that after marriage.

Marriage reminds me:

is everything organized?

Yes, sir.

Karan is coming, isn't he'?

Hiroo simply insisted.

Hiroo'?

Are you the crazy'?

You don't know Hiroo Aunty'?

She's Karen's Mumma.

Oh Karan Johar.

Yes sir. He was inquiring after you.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Of course, of course. He's my fan,

my fan, y'know.

- All the rich people are my frands.

- All ?

- And the rich people are all Sindhi.

- After all, I am the Chairman of

the UN Sindhi Association.

- Oh, UN'?

That's why we couldn't

have the wedding there.

Or we'd have to invite Lilibet, see'?

Too much publicity.

Don't like

Lilibet?

Queen Elizabeth'?

Queen Elizabeth'?

Queen Elizabeth!

Is she Sindhi too'?

Of course, she's Sindhi.

Her son's pushing sixty

but he still lives with her.

You're looking good.

I know.

The world's best people are Sindhis.

That explains this locket.

S for...'?

Let me guess. Let me guess.

S for Superman?

No!

One more chance.

S for Scarface.

Not at all!

Last chance.

S for Son-in-law?

No, ya loser, S for Sindhi

The sunny Sindhi, the Sindhi as suns.

For me'?!

Come, come, come.

Baby doll!

Bipin, I love you!

What a welcome!

- How dare you touch my brother'?

- Sir...

- No, let it be. Don't want

to spoil the celebration.

Sir...

- I'm talking to you. Look at me.

- How did you dare'?

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