Sexy Beast

Synopsis: Gal, Deedee, Aitch and Jackie, having left behind respective lives of ill-repute, bask in the sun of Spain and in the most essential brand of leisure. A hazy yarn of barbecues, beer and botched hunting expeditions make up their retirements, until a sudden and unforeseen disruption emerges from their past. Enter the childishly violent and hilariously edgy Don Logan. Through a series of side-splitting negotiations and irrevocable acts, retired crook Gal is forced to shake off the rust and accept one last mission, put forth by the menacing Logan, his ex-mentor. A heist of legendary proportion and personal implications, this job should make for one hell of an encore.
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Director(s): Jonathan Glazer
Production: 20th Century Fox
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 21 wins & 20 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
79
Rotten Tomatoes:
86%
R
Year:
2000
89 min
$5,972,627
Website
2,222 Views


Oh, yeah.

Bloody hell.

I'm sweatin' here.

Roastin'.

Boilin'.

Bakin'.

Swelterin'.

It's like a sauna.

A furnace.

You could fry an egg on my stomach.

Ohh...

Ooh, now that is hot.

It's ridiculous.

Tremendous.

Fantastic.

Fan-dabby-dozy...

...tastic.

Oi. Give it some.

This brush is sick.

It's a good brush,

what's the matter with you?

Don't blame the brush, it's the man.

It's you, it's your technique.

Put your back into it.

Mush!

Yes, sir!

## Walking on the beaches #

# looking at the peaches #

# Well, I got the notion, girl, #

# that you got some suntan lotion #

# In that bottle of yours #

# Spread it all over #

# my peeling skin, baby #

# That feels real good #

# All the skirts #

# lapping up the sun #

# Lap me up! #

# Why don't you come on #

# and lap me up #

# Walking on the beaches #

# looking at the peaches #

# Well, there goes another one #

# just lying down on the sand dunes #

# I better go take a swim #

# And see if I can #

# cool down a little bit #

# Cos you and me, woman #

# We got a lot of #

# things on our minds... #

Oi, I don't pay you to flap about,

# go and get us a coupla beers.

# Walking on the beaches #

# looking at the peaches #

# Well, you just #

# take a look over there #

# Where? #

# Is she trying #

# to get out of that clitoris? #

# Liberation for women, #

# that's what I preach #

# Preacher man! #

# Walking on the beaches #

# looking at the peaches #

# Oh, shit! #

# There goes the charabanc #

# Looks like I'm gonna be #

# stuck here the whole summer #

# Well, what a bummer! #

# I can think of #

# a lot worse places to be #

# Like down in the street #

# or down in the sewer #

# Or even #

# on the end of a skewer... #

Oh, lovely...

# Down on the beaches #

# just look at all the peaches #

# Down on the beaches... #

# Down on the beaches #

# just look at all the peaches #

# Down on the beaches #

# just look at all the peaches #

# Mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm! #

# Mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm! #

# Mmm! #

# Mm-mm mm-mm mm! ##

- What's that?

- It's a boulder.

- What?

- A fuckin' boulder.

I've got the fuckin' bends.

How did that happen?

I don't fuckin' know.

Where's the mobile?

I almost got killed, Dee!

I was that close

to gettin' killed. Serious!

You nearly had a squashed husband.

Here, give your mate a call.

- What?

- Your mate, the one with the truck.

- Felipe?

- Yeah, if that's his name.

Don't worry about this, darlin'.

It's nothing.

Come here.

It has done

a fair bit of damage, Gal.

- Cracked the tiles.

- I had noticed!

- When's that gettin' fixed?

- Saturday, apparently.

Wouldn't bet on it.

They're takin'

the boulder out Tuesday

and retilin' on Saturday, I hope.

Oh!

Fuckin' hell!

- Fuckin' thing!

He should be in the circus.

He's a menace.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Oi, Gal.

You gonna stay with

the same colour water?

- What d'you mean?

- Water.

You stickin' with the plain?

You can have different colours.

- F*ck off!

- Straight up!

Aquamarine, deep blue,

mid-blue, tangerine, lilac, pink,

plum, anything you want.

- They've got a chart.

- Is that right?

- Check it out.

- Gal, he's at it.

I'm not! What do you know?

- Just have the fuckin' plain.

I fully intend to!

Now, eat your sausage!

People say,

"Don't you miss it, Gal?"

I say, "What? England?"

"Nah, fuckin' place. It's a dump."

"Don't make me laugh."

"Grey, grimy, sooty."

"What a shithole. What a toilet."

"Every cunt with a long face,

shufflin' about, moanin' or worried."

"No thanks, not for me."

They say,

"What's it like, then? Spain."

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Louis Mellis

Louis Mellis is a Scottish actor and screenwriter. Along with David Scinto, he wrote the screenplay for the 2000 film Sexy Beast and the 2009 film 44 Inch Chest.In 2010, Mellis signed on to write The Princess' Gangster, based on the apparently true story of Princess Margaret's affair with gangster John Bindon in the late 1960s.Among gamers he is known for having voiced Darth Sion, a character in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords. Louis was also the voice of BBC Radio 1. more…

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