Sexy Baby

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Various voices:

- COMMUNICATION HAS NEVER

BEEN FASTER OR MORE EASY.

- ON TV, FACEBOOK HAS...

- IT'S JUST SEX, SEX, SEX,

SEX EVERYWHERE...

- ONLINE PORN IS JUST A FEW

ACCIDENTAL MOUSE TAPS AWAY.

- WHEN YOU'RE IN

FOURTH GRADE IT'S LIKE

YOU DON'T REALLY

UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING

ON, BUT YOU LIKE IT.

- KIM KARDASHIAN

SHOT TO FAME:

AFTER A SEX TAPE OF

HER WITH HER EX, RAY J,

HIT THE INTERNET.

- THE BAR KEEPS

GETTING HIGHER...

- IT'S ESSENTIALLY

PORNOGRAPHY...

- KIDS THESE DAYS SEEM TO

WANT TO BE THE CELEBRITIES...

- KIDS ARE STARTING EARLIER

THAN EVER BEFORE...

- AND IT LOOKS

LIKE IT'S NORMAL.

- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN

A "BUSH" ON A GIRL?

NO BUSH, NONE.

ONCE, BUT I DIDN'T

EVER TALK TO HER AGAIN.

- THESE SEEMINGLY PERFECT

BODIES ARE EVERYWHERE

- MORE AND MORE WOMEN

GO UNDER THE KNIFE.

- A SHOW OF HANDS,

HOW MANY OF YOU,

WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH

SCHOOL HAD THE "SEXTING,"

THE NAKED PICTURE?

THE NAKED PICTURE? OH!

- I HAVE TAKEN PICTURES OF

GIRLS WITH THEIR TOPS OFF.

- HOW DO YOU GET

THEM TO DO IT?

ASK 'EM.

- IT'S CONFUSING.

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT EMPOWERED

FEMALE SEXUALITY LOOKS LIKE.

- NOW I CAN SAY I HAVE BEEN

ON GIRLS GONE WILD.

IT'S NOT THAT BAD,

IT'S REALLY NOT.

I MEAN, THEY'RE

PRETTY LEGIT, SO.

YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T

JUST RANDOMLY SHOW

MY TITS TO SOMEBODY.

OH, OH, OH

I'LL GET HIM HOT,

SHOW HIM WHAT I'VE GOT

P-P-P-POKER FACE,

P-P-POKER FACE

P-P-P-POKER FACE,

P-P-POKER FACE

- WHAT ARE YOUR

FAVORITE SONGS, MYRTLE?

BRITNEY!

BRITNEY WHO?

BRITNEY B*TCH

[LAUGHTER]

BRITNEY SPEARS:

IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS

NO, BRITNEY B*TCH!

- THERE'S A SONG WHERE SHE

GOES "IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH".

SO THAT'S WHAT WE

ASSOCIATE WITH THAT.

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN,

THIS BEAT IS SICK

I WANNA TAKE A RIDE

ON YOUR DISCO STICK

- GET UP OFF THE FLOOR!

THAT IS NOT OKAY, MYRTLE!

STOP IT.

JESUS.

- I'M SCARING MOMMY AGAIN.

NO DON'T SCARE ME--

YOU ALREADY SCARED ME.

YOU SCARED ME WITH

THAT PERFORMANCE ON

THE FLOOR THERE.

HOW DID SHE SCARE YOU?

BECAUSE SHE IS--

SEXY!

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT THAT MEANS.

SEXY.

C'MON., ON YOUR FEET.

IF YOU WANNA DANCE,

THAT'S FINE,

BUT I DON'T WANNA SEE

THAT TYPE OF DANCING, OK?

WE'RE LIKE THE FIRST

GENERATION TO HAVE

WHAT WE HAVE.

SO THERE'S NO ONE BEFORE US

THAT CAN KIND OF GUIDE US.

I MEAN, WE ARE THE PIONEERS.

[HONKING]

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO

WINNIFRED'S WORDS OF WISDOM.

GET READY PEOPLE,

BECAUSE I'M ON A MISSION.

A MISSION TO REVEAL REAL

STORIES ABOUT REAL GIRLS.

IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY

TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

G-L-A-M-O...

WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS PEOPLE

KNOW MORE ABOUT PARIS HILTON

AND LINDSAY LOHAN

THAN SUSAN B. ANTHONY

AND RUTH BADER GINSBURG,

AND THAT'S GOTTA CHANGE.

PICTURE IT.

YOU'RE KIND OF DRESSED UP,

YOU'VE HAD SOME PUNCH,

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO BOOGIE.

WOW. NAILED IT.

BUT, BUT REALLY,

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

I MEAN, THAT BEAT,

THAT VOICE, THAT...POETRY?

"SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS."

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

"WATCH ME CRANK IT,

WATCH ME ROLL,

"WATCH ME LEAN

AND WATCH ME ROCK.

"SUPER-SOAK DAT.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

SO, I DON'T GET IT.

LIKE, LIKE, WHO'S THE

(WHISTLE BLOWS) HERE?

AM I THE (WHISTLE BLOWS)

NO, BUT I DON'T GET

IT, SERIOUSLY,

WHO'S THE (WHISTLE BLOWS)?

OH, SHE'S THE

(WHISTLE BLOWS).

THIS HAS BEEN WINNIFRED'S

WORDS OF WISDOM.

SEE YA NEXT TIME

AND UNTIL THEN,

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

YOU MAKE US DO PEOPLE.

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN!

[APPLAUSE]

Dr. Stern:
WHAT WAS IMPORTANT

TO YOU WHEN YOU STARTED

LOOKING INTO THIS?

Laura:
JUST THE BEFORE

AND AFTER PICTURES.

DO THEY TELL YOU HOW

THEY WANT IT TO LOOK?

AND THEN, OR.

CUT IT OFF,

TAKE EVERYTHING OFF.

I WANT TO FEEL:

COMFORTABLE IN THE BEDROOM.

RIGHT.

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE

LOVE WITH THE LIGHTS ON.

MAKE IT PRETTY,

MAKE IT SMALLER.

I WANT NOTHING HANGING.

AND THEN YOU:

WONDER HOW SOMEONE,

LIKE THAT, WAITED

TILL SHE WAS 43.

A LOT OF MY MALE

FRIENDS JUST JOKE

AROUND WITH EACH OTHER

ABOUT THE GIRLS:

THEY'VE HOOKED UP WITH,

AND THEY'LL SAY

IT'S LIKE ROAST BEEF

OR "SHE HAS

A MEAT CURTAIN, HAHA"

AND I WAS JUST:

LIKE LAUGHING ALONG,

AND THEN I WAS LIKE

OH MY GOSH, I DO,

I HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

Stern:
LABIAPLASTIES

IN YOUNG GIRLS:

SEEMS TO BE INCREASING

SIGNIFICANTLY.

WE'RE SEEING MORE

AND MORE REQUESTS.

FROM TEENS UNDER

THE AGE OF 18 EVEN,

BECAUSE OF A HEIGHTENED

SEXUAL AWARENESS,

BECAUSE OF MAGAZINES,

BECAUSE OF PORN,

BECAUSE OF THE INTERNET.

THEN MOST OF:

THESE AREN'T LOCAL,

THEY WILL TRAVEL

TO GET THIS DONE.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'M AN ASSISTANT TEACHER

OF KINDERGARTEN.

OH, OKAY.

DO YOU HAVE:

A BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW?

NO.

GREAT TIME TO DO SURGERY.

AND HOW LONG HAVE

YOU WANTED THIS FOR?

2 YEARS.

BUT IT'S BOTHERED YOU

FOR LONGER THAN THAT?

YES.

UP HERE? EVERYWHERE.

EVERYWHERE.

EVERYWHERE.

EVEN IN MY DREAMS.

EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS.

I HAVE NIGHTMARES, YES.

WOW.

WHAT WE'RE GOING

TO GO THROUGH,

I'M GOING TO FINISH TAKING

A GOOD HISTORY ON YOU,

MAKE SURE THAT ALTHOUGH

ALREADY WE KNOW:

WE'RE DOING THIS FOR

THE RIGHT REASONS--

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND

THAT DOING THIS FOR YOU IS

GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING.

THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT

HAVE EMOTIONAL ISSUES.

MY FIRST SERIOUS BOYFRIEND

WATCHED X-RATED MOVIES

AND STUFF,

AND HE WAS LIKE:

"OH, IT'S BIGGER

THAN MOST GIRLS,

LIKE WHAT'S WRONG?"

AND I JUST FEEL IT

WOULD BE A HUGE TURN-ON

TO A GUY TO LOOK

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