Sexually Bugged! Page #5

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No, not under the spa's

strictly controlled conditions.

I can modify your husband's

sensory perceptions

and unleash that hungry tiger

that you always knew

was trapped inside.

Sounds good.

But why so soon?

Two reasons:
the quicker

I turn things around with your mate,

the quicker you reap

the benefits in the bedroom.

And the second reason?

Oh, hold on a second.

Yes, Kayla?

There's a bit of

a complication

out by the fire pit.

- What's the problem?

- Best to just come out.

Very well, then.

I'll be right there.

Sorry about that.

What were you saying?

The second reason,

and why at high noon?

Let's just say

dramatic things happen

when the clock

strikes 12:
00.

Oh, in the meantime,

this is my personal brand

of Spanish Fly.

Give him some of this

in his meal

before you come see me

tomorrow.

Thank you, Doc, but...

- But what?

- What if it doesn't work?

Oh, trust me, it will.

Thanks again, Doc. And could you tell

your lovely assistant goodbye for me?

She has quite the tongue.

And I look forward to seeing

your husband tomorrow.

I hate you.

I wish you would get fired.

Go away! You don't need

to work here anymore.

You ladies need

to calm yourselves down.

The clients can hear

your catfighting

- all the way up at the spa.

- I will not calm down,

not till this

Pocono Mountain slut

takes back what she said.

Slut? I'm not the one stealing

other people's customers

with offers of half-priced

happy endings.

For the last time, I didn't steal

any of your precious customers.

It was a prearranged

agreement.

You just didn't get the memo,

you stupid whore.

Oh, so now I'm a whore?

Maybe I'll take some of your overflow

the next time

things get too busy for you.

Now, now, there is

no need for that.

- What's going on, ladies?

- She thinks I stole one of her clients.

Oh, and where did you get

this defamatory notion, Mandy?

- From one of the staff.

- And who would that be?

- Sam.

- I'm sorry, who?

- Sam Conway.

- I thought so.

So you decided to take

a complete fabrication

and spread it without

consulting me or any of the staff?

I'll have you know

that you could have ruined

- this fine young lady's reputation.

- I'm sorry.

And I'll have you know

that it was as Lucy said.

I set everything up.

I'm using this

streetwalker fantasy

to free up some of

Mr. Saunders inhibitions,

much like you're doing

for Mr. Manicotti

- with your innocent schoolgirl technique.

- Told you.

And I'll also have you know

that you're both helping me

with a very important

experiment,

which, if it all goes

as planned,

which I know it will,

we'll all be able

to write our own ticket

on the publicity

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Jim Wynorski

Jim Wynorski (born August 14, 1950 in Glen Cove, Long Island, New York) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. Wynorski has been making B-movies and exploitation movies since the early 1980s, and has directed over 75 feature films. His earliest films were released to movie theaters, but his later works have predominantly been released to cable or the straight-to-video market. He often works under pseudonyms such as "Jay Andrews," "Arch Stanton," "H.R. Blueberry," "Tom Popatopolis," and "Noble Henry." His movies often spoof horror films: Cleavagefield, for example, parodies Cloverfield, The Bare Wench Project parodies The Blair Witch Project, and "Para-Knockers Activity" parodies Paranormal Activity. A character in the film The Final Destination is named after him.In 2009, the documentary Popatopolis, directed by Clay Westervelt and named for one of Wynorski's pseudonyms, chronicled Wynorski during the making of his soft-core horror film, The Witches of Breastwick. The film serves as a partial biography, with clips from many of his previous films and includes interviews with Wynorski, his contemporaries, cast, and crew. In 2016, he directed Nessie & Me, marking the first time that he directed a children's film. The character Jack O’Grady directly references Wynorski's earlier films Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Piranhaconda when he encounters Nessie at the start of the film, hinting that Nessie & Me is canon to those film series, as well as Monster Cruise, with many characters from it appearing in Nessie & Me as well. more…

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