Sexually Bugged! Page #3

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- Thanks.

- Mm-hmm.

I never heard of a spa

serving hard liquor before.

Well, we're not

technically licensed,

but for some reason the cops

tend to look the other way

when they come here

for a massage.

Sounds good to me.

Down the hatch, then.

We like to think

of ourselves

as a sort of Garden of Eden

for sensual healing.

You know, Nurse Smith,

even without a mattress,

you have a wonderful

bedside manner.

So I've been told,

and it's Kayla.

We like to keep things

on a first name basis here.

Makes it

a lot more friendly.

Well, Kayla,

let's be friendly.

Yes, let's.

Oooh

Ooh ooh ooh

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Ooh ooh

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Oooh, ooh ooh

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Oooh, ooh ooh

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So, Diana, welcome

to Sexy Spa.

Nice to be here.

I take it Kayla has shown you

around the grounds

and introduced you

to our many facilities.

Yes, she did. I have to say,

I love the personal service here.

Okay, so it says here

on your application

that you are looking

to renew your marriage

by joining the spa

as a couple?

Yeah. I saw

your commercial on TV,

and I thought what a great place

to keep our love vows alive.

So what's the problem

at the moment?

Well, I guess it started

about five years ago.

I met Mark through one of those

online dating services.

It's gonna sound

a little clich,

but it was love

at first sight.

The moment we met,

we were connected.

He put me up

on a pedestal.

Whatever my heart

desired, I got...

fine jewelry, clothes,

a Mercedes.

You name it, I got it.

He's a lobbyist

in Washington,

- so money wasn't an issue.

- So what is the issue?

I guess it's our

sexual relationship.

- It's stuck in first gear.

- So what you're telling me

is that you make love

strictly by the numbers.

He doesn't like to vary

whatsoever,

let alone try something new.

Hmm. You know, you might be

surprised, Diana,

but a lot of women

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Jim Wynorski

Jim Wynorski (born August 14, 1950 in Glen Cove, Long Island, New York) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. Wynorski has been making B-movies and exploitation movies since the early 1980s, and has directed over 75 feature films. His earliest films were released to movie theaters, but his later works have predominantly been released to cable or the straight-to-video market. He often works under pseudonyms such as "Jay Andrews," "Arch Stanton," "H.R. Blueberry," "Tom Popatopolis," and "Noble Henry." His movies often spoof horror films: Cleavagefield, for example, parodies Cloverfield, The Bare Wench Project parodies The Blair Witch Project, and "Para-Knockers Activity" parodies Paranormal Activity. A character in the film The Final Destination is named after him.In 2009, the documentary Popatopolis, directed by Clay Westervelt and named for one of Wynorski's pseudonyms, chronicled Wynorski during the making of his soft-core horror film, The Witches of Breastwick. The film serves as a partial biography, with clips from many of his previous films and includes interviews with Wynorski, his contemporaries, cast, and crew. In 2016, he directed Nessie & Me, marking the first time that he directed a children's film. The character Jack O’Grady directly references Wynorski's earlier films Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Piranhaconda when he encounters Nessie at the start of the film, hinting that Nessie & Me is canon to those film series, as well as Monster Cruise, with many characters from it appearing in Nessie & Me as well. more…

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