Sex and the Other Woman Page #4

Come out when you're ready!

[BARKER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]

Come on, Holland. Let's scram.

[LAUGHS]

[GASPS]

- Holland! Holland! Wait!

- [RIDERS SCREAMING]

- [FAUX CHINESE]

- [APPLAUSE]

[RUNS DOWN, STOPS]

[CONTINUES, FULL SPEED]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

- [WOMAN] Hold on!

- [RIDERS CONTINUE SCREAMING]

- Shh.

- What's going on?

I'm waiting for her

to disappear.

Don't be a dumbbell.

No one can do that.

I know! I wanna find out

how he does it.

[CONTINUES]

It's just a stupid trick.

He ain't even a Chinese.

[GIGGLES]

He's got tape on his eyes.

So? Come on. Let's go.

No, wait!

I gotta figure it out.

- Yeah? How?

- I'll play the game on him.

[RIDERS SCREAMING]

[CONTINUES]

[GASPING, MURMURING]

[AUDIENCE GASPING, APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

Damn phony.

- [NILES] We saw a magician today.

- [ADA] Oh, did you, now?

Only it was a dumb fake.

How do you know this?

I played the game on him

and figured out the trick.

Holland didn't believe me.

But I really did. It was easy.

I mean, sometimes

it's so easy...

it doesn't seem like

I'm doing it at all.

It is a special game

for special people.

My baboushka taught me,

and I taught you children.

But sometimes

I don't know how I do it.

Of course you know.

I've told you.

There is no trick to it. Just imagination.

But do not play the game

too much, dushechka. Da?

There are other things

in life besides the game.

And children should play

with other children.

But I like to play

with Holland.

But you should make

other friends.

Holland's my friend.

Sing to me, please.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Oh.

[SINGING IN RUSSIAN]

[CLOCK CHIMING]

Now it is time for

all good boys to be in bed.

Butterfly kiss?

And tomorrow...

it will be time for all bad boys...

to make apologies to Mrs. Rowe.

I saw her today.

And in the morning...

her damaged preserves

will be replaced in person...

by the one responsible.

I'll tell Holland.

Please be sure he understands.

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

[REPEATS RUSSIAN PHRASE]

[RAGTIME]

[CONTINUES]

[RINGS]

[STOPS]

- [RINGS]

- [MRS. ROWE] I'm coming!

Good afternoon, madam.

What is this? Halloween?

- This is for you.

- For me?

What is it?

- For the piccalilli I broke.

- Piccalilli?

- And I came to apologize.

- Oh, I remember you.

- Where's the other one?

- Niles won't come.

He says I broke it,

so I had to apologize.

Huh. I accept it.

May I come in, please?

- You want to come in?

- Yes, please.

Well, all right.

You can come in.

My, my.

You boys have grown so.

- Here you are.

- Thank you, ma'am.

[HARMONICA]

You're musical!

[GASPS]

I play the piano.

- I can do tricks too.

- What kind of tricks?

Shh. [WHISPERING]

I'll show you.

[WHISPERING]

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