Severed Footage Page #5

- Oh I see.

- What haunts it?

Cynical little bastard.

Let me tell you.

At night I make one of these.

It's a hangman's noose.

- They hung a guy here you know.

- Ya?

Still hangs out.

You ever heard of a Kanaka Pete?

No.

He's an axe murderer.

- An axe murderer?

- Yup.

- From here?

- Yup.

Wiped out his entire family.

Right here. Right on the island there.

Oh ya. And he was hung for that?

Ya.

Wouldn't you be?

I don't know. I don't think they

do hangings any more.

He only killed all the kids, all the kids

and the misses and stuff like that.

- Oh ya.

- But that's not it. That's not it.

He claims he was innocent.

And in doing so. Just as he dropped him.

Just off Gallows Point there.

- Ya.

- He says I'll be back to haunt you.

He is.

So.

Why would anyone live on a haunted island?

No. I mean one where you really get

not just haunted, but dead.

People have died?

Oh. Only the ones that don't live.

I guess so. I guess so.

They hung him here?

Why did they hang him in town?

Look you've got to find out from somebody

else.

Look that's enough guys.

- Why don't you just bugger off.

- Ok.

Do you mind?

And you're pointing that camera at me.

So what do you think about that guy?

- That guy?

- Ya.

He was nuts.

He was a bit crazy.

I don't know. I've never heard of that

story before though so...

We could look something up.

See if it's actually interesting.

- Axe murderer is sort of cool.

- It is.

It's a lot cooler than some of the lame

stuff.

The bathtub races or something like that.

- This wouldn't be a bad opening scene.

- Ya.

Could have one of the girls lying behind

me here.

And another one, I don't.

Grappling me or something.

- Grappling you?

- Ya. Not sure if there is a better spot.

I don't know why you're wasting film if

they're not going to show up anyway.

But anyway I don't know.

Let's just get going.

He sucks at jet skiing.

We have a rider down.

- I do not suck.

- You have a skeleton.

I have hot babes jet skiing on the weekend.

- Oh ya.

- Ya.

I thought you couldn't swim.

I thought you were afraid of the water.

- Ready to film?

- Ya I'm rolling.

Ok. Ok.

So.

Captain's log.

Star date September 18th, 2007

This is the Captain.

Enough Captain Jerk stuff.

I'm not a Trekkie and I don't want

to be one.

Good. About time you stopped that

stupid stuff.

Ok. Ok.

No more talking from the peanut gallery.

And thanks a bunch.

Anyway. So me and Mark were doing

some research.

And we have a really cool topic

for our documentary.

I've been asking around class and

everyone's doing like logging, coal...

mining or the fur trade, just boring.

- Mark, can you get this on that?

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