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- There.

If it was a bear, which it wasn't,

it's moved on. Come on.

I really think we should stick

to the main road.

No, this way is much quicker.

Come on.

I'm with Richard.

Have I pissed myself?

- What?

- I feel damp.

Well, you look alright.

I'm not gonna touch you.

- Have I pissed my pants?

- I don't think so.

- What's wrong with you?

- I feel all damp.

You're fine. You're fine.

OK, so, er, working on the assumption

that an inch is not a mile,

what's the worst-case scenario?

- An inch is a thousand miles.

That's Steve.

If he's messing around,

he's in big trouble.

Oh, no.

We should stay with the bags.

Steve, are you alright, mate?

Jesus.

Steve?

I saw someone.

Who?

I don't know.

What happened?

The weirdest thing's just happened,

yeah?

I needed a slash,

so I've pulled me trousers down,

cos I felt a little bit damp

and I didn't want to get a rash.

I was about to have a piss

and I saw a geezer with a balaclava

and a suitcase.

No, more of a travel bag.

- So, you've come over...

- Steve.

- Yes?

- The mushrooms.

- What mushrooms?

- You ate them. You're high.

- Look after him.

- OK, yeah.

Listen.

Now, I know we're mates, but, erm,

if you look at my cock one more time,

I'm gonna kick off.

What are you talking about? I have

not once looked at your winkie.

You turn around.

OK, everybody, prepare to smile.

- Isn't it wonderful?

- It's a dump.

- What do you expect, the Hilton?

- The Hilton would be good.

- We're in the country.

- You're not gonna stay here?

- Right now, I'd sleep in a cave.

- That's the spirit.

There's someone in the woods.

Yeah, you already said that.

Come on. Come on.

- This isn't the right place.

- This is the right place.

This obviously

is not the right place.

It is the right place. Billy?

Well, there's only one lodge

on the map,

- so I suppose...

- Thank you.

This is... just the lobby.

This place is fantastic.

Steve.

It's just a rope. It's just a rope.

"Dear team, as a big thank you

for the last few weeks on the road,

George and I cordially invite you

to join us on a team-building weekend

in Palisade's

newly acquired luxury lodge."

Luxury lodge.

OK, OK, OK, now listen up, everyone.

This is not a holiday.

This is a business.

And team-building weekends, like it

or not, are part of that business.

Hear hear!

This is our chance

to find out about ourselves.

I mean, you know,

sure, we'll have fun,

doing, er, paintball, orienteering...

- Bridge building.

- Bridge building.

We need to take ownership

of the weekend.

And that means working together.

- Richard, I have an idea.

- Shh, shh.

I can't spell success... without U.

And U...

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