Seven and a Half Page #4

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And where is it?

What's wrong, little Indians?

Do you use chemistry?

My poor little Krishna...

I drank the whole factory!

Take a break, man!

- Let me be, bro.

I'm burning my fat!

I'm f***ing nervous

when I'm fat! I'm mad!

Take some traquilizers, bro!

Don't bark on me!

Like a f***ing chivava!

What should I start with?

- With this! I say, milk!

Gallons and gallons of it,

every day! I say, cookies!

I say eggs, potatoes!

And stakes!

And, of course, steroids rule!

That's the best to begin with.

So... I say, steroids!

The mass comes in first,

'cause mass is

the mother of it all!

Being massive is stupid.

Definition rules!

Go, then! And work

on the construction!

You'll be defined! Just like

all those poor guys!

Carry some sacks! - I don't

wanna be like them.

I'll do it nicely, so you can

see every muscle.

Like the Master, over there.

Look at him! There's no fat,

pure muscle,

ligament and tendons.

You want me to tell you who

Bruce Lee was? He was a p*ssy!

Chinese! Ass! Indian! He should

be smuggling clothes,

and selling shoes for 3 Euros!

- Why are you so pissed?

Hello, countryman! Where's

your mass, f***ing c*nt!?

You f***ing Chinese joke!

That's what he is! A joke!

He was Japanese... - Listen...

Spahija is in the cafe.

And you are telling me now?

Now?!

Ok...

Weeks are passing by,

your weight increases,

muscles get bigger and bigger,

wanting more and more.

And then you surprise them.

By an amino acid shot!

You still increase the weights.

At that time, your dick won't

work. Not for a few weeks.

F*** it, you have to pay, bro!

Not like that c*nt, Bruce Lee.

Taking cocaine and f***ing

every night! That's no athlete!

When you realise you would

kick your father's ass

for not saying Good Morning,

you leave the steroids.

You go on food, 10 eggs,

tons of milk, everything.

Then it's time for amphetamins.

You go nights without sleeping,

and you're so f***ing strong!

You go to the gym 3 times

a day! Pushing garbage cans

all the way to the river bank

and back. And you f***

like it's Christmas!

If you have someone to f***.

If not, just push those cans!

F*** it!

And then you know you're ready.

When you spend 5 years

in the gym Hell.

When your arms are hams,

and your body a steel safe,

when you kill

with your left hand,

and your right hand

gives you chills...

Then you know that you're

ready to kill Spahija.

Ready to kill f***ing Indian

from Gandhi's street.

To bust his nose! Make him

bleed! To brake his nose!

So he could know! What's

it like when everybody's

laughing at you! To cry through

your puberty! Not having a date!

When you're having insomnia!

When, at age of 15,

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