Serial Mom Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 95 min
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Scotty who doesn't wear
his seat belts.
Good morning, detectives.
"Nightmare On Calverton Court. "
"The Maryland Teacher Massacre. "
It's not funny, son.
Did you drive your car...
Mrs. Sutphin?
Yes, I did.
Detectives, what is this
all about?
I know this sounds weird,
Mr. Sutphin, but...
the Department of Motor Vehicles'
computer...
shows only one
blue station wagon...
registered to a parent
of any of Mr. Stubbins' pupils.
Surely you don't think
Beverly was involved in this!
She did it!
Aimed the car right at him
and mowed him down!
Shut up, Scotty.
As I understand it,
the only eyewitness...
was a drug user.
I got somebody
you can run over, Mother.
That's a terrible thing to say!
Detectives, it's time for you
to leave.
My wife knows nothing
about this terrible accident.
Murder, honey.
Now here's a babe!
Let's see that, young man.
"P" as in-
"People who don't mind
their own business. "
Darling, it's Rosemary Ackerman's.
You can tell
by the subscription label.
I don't like to read about movies.
They're so violent.
Besides, I always recycle
my magazines.
Wait for me, boys!
Here. All rinsed
and ready to recycle.
- Good mornin', Mrs. Sutphin.
- Good morning, Gus, Sloppy.
You boys work so hard
for the environment...
I brought you something.
A little drink
never hurt anybody.
Damn, that's good stuff!
Can you believe
I have told her and told her...
it takes 90 to 100 years...
for a tin can to decompose...
and she still won't recycle!
Cost the taxpayers
millions of dollars last year...
but she don't care nothin'
about the national budget.
I hate Mrs. Ackerman.
- I hate her too!
- I hate her guts.
You know, somebody
ought to kill her.
Give her a...
happy face...
and then recycle her.
For the sake of this planet...
somebody just might.
But your boyfriend was convicted...
I don't judge him.
I don't get it.
How can you love a mass murderer?
Easy. He's handsome,
he's famous...
and we get conjugal visits.
Serial hags.
Women who love men
who mutilate.
- We'll be right back-
- Turn it off.
Violence is everywhere
these days.
It's just Beverly!
Come in.
She scared me!
Would you like a beer?
No, not me.
Just a little coffee?
Dottie, I'm so sorry.
- I heard about your troubles.
- It's not fair!
Are those p*ssy willows?
Dried ones.
Aren't they pretty?
What did you just say?
P*ssy willows, Dottie.
My goodness!
- What are you doing?
- I didn't do it!
Dottie didn't mean to be so clumsy.
You're sorry, aren't you?
I did not break your egg!
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