Serena and the Ratts Page #7

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[ laughs ]

Of course not.

[ laughs ]

Do I look

like a pimp to you?

Oh, no, that's not

my line of work.

What do you do?

Come with me.

I'll show you.

Why me?

I just hate to see

a young girl like you

waste away

on the streets.

You don't want

to live like that.

I mean,

look at those people.

You deserve better.

I gotta drop

something off

at a friend's.

Come with me.

If I do anything

you don't like,

you can shoot me.

Okay?

What do I get out of it?

50 bucks.

Make it 100.

[ chuckles ]

Okay, 100 bucks.

Sound fair?

All right, I'll go.

But I swear,

if you do anything creepy,

I'll shoot you

in the face.

Deal.

[ chuckles ]

So, you know how

to break into a car,

but have you ever

stolen one?

All right,

you see the case

in the back there?

Yeah.

Grab it.

What's in it?

Don't open it,

for sh*t's sake.

Okay.

Just take it up

to the doorstep,

set it down,

and ring the bell.

[ chuckles ]

Do you want me to

light it on fire first?

Heh. The fire'll

come later.

Just go now before

the neighbors

get suspicious.

Okay.

Doorbell.

[ engine starts ]

That was easy.

Yeah, for you, it was.

[ explosion ]

[ laughing ]

Was that a bomb

in the briefcase?

Yes, it was.

[ laughs ]

Ouch, eh?

That's gotta sting.

Who opened it?

Uh, nobody important.

Did he have a family?

Oh, no. No.

I wouldn't risk

a child's life.

A woman, maybe,

if she deserved it,

but generally not.

Just miserable bastards.

We have a saying

in my profession.

"No women, no children,

except the son with a gun

and the wife with a knife."

Boss.

Yeah?

Next time,

tell me when there's

something in the case.

Sure.

Well, here's

your 100 bucks.

A deal's a deal.

Where do you live?

I'll drop you off.

I don't have a home.

I thought I was joking before

about that squat thing.

You don't have

any friend's place

you could stay at

or anything?

No.

All right, you'll stay

at my place, then.

I can't have

my new apprentice

end up dead

on the streets.

All right, but that

shooting-you-in-the-face-

for-being-creepy thing

still applies.

Same to you.

Hmm. That should

be enough, right?

Yeah, it's fine.

You know,

you're a tough girl.

I bet

this beats sleeping

in an alleyway, right?

Right.

Yeah.

And don't bother trying

to sneak into my room

to molest me,

'cause I keep

the door locked.

Same to you.

I sleep

with my eyes open.

Now, that's creepy.

Yeah, I know.

[ chuckles ]

All right, good night.

I'll be at the end

of the hall if you

need anything.

[ automatic gunfire ]

Serena, pineapple.

[ gunfire continues ]

[ pin clinks ]

[ explosion ]

[ gunfire stops ]

[ engine revving ]

They're tailing us.

I told you to grab the case.

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