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We can park here till we f***ing die;

They won't make a move!

This isn't worth a f***!

- Got any pictures from last night?

- Yeah, porn films of cats.

It's hard to be bored

with Superintendent Robaczewski, huh?

Good morning, professor.

Did you help Natasha McCormack's

foundation already?

Several times. I have a rare blood type.

I'm a very sought-after product.

Nerves?

- What?

- No. Why?

The families are quiet so far.

F***...

F*** me...

You'll be able to call family member.

Who do you want to call?

F*** me...

I am totally out of shape.

I'll call my wife.

Or no, Lidka.

No, f*** it.

My wife.

Regulations!

We have regulations!

So what if he saw my face?

He'll never...

Walk in again without your balaclava

and you're fired!

Yes, sir!

Sorry I bothered you again, but you're

the only one with his blood type.

So we're rare specimens.

Why don't you drop by and see him?

Milosz has a birthday in a few days

if he lives that long.

- Hi, Nobel winner...

- Hi, champ...

Enough reading,

ifs time for a workout.

Block, guard.

Back! Good!

Deflect!

Hello headquarters trainer.

You were right, professor...

Nothing makes a woman feel better

than beating up a man,

more than sixty men actually.

They must've transplanted you

the heart of a sadistic monster.

Professor, you've created

Miss Frankenstein.

Hey, smart guy, thanks to her

we've got lots of new donors.

One of them is your genetic twin.

A real member of the Science Academy?

Unfortunately, just a cop.

Could I meet him?

No matter how many boys

win the physics and math Olympics,

each has at least once

dreamed of being a policeman.

You think I'm an exception?

He's loosing weight terribly.

Is there any chance for a transplant?

'Nth his blood type?

It's good we can do transfusions.

What would the foundation do

without you?

Is something wrong, professor?

I lost a patient

on the operating table.

What's it going to be, Diuna,

yes or no?

Is "no" also on the menu?

If you don't feel like "yes,"

you go back to jail,

do your time plus a few years

for escaping.

And if I rat?

Who'll believe you?

You might as well say

aliens kidnapped you.

F***, you worked this out well.

OK.

Like the sperm said to the rubber,

"freedom is priceless."

Talk.

Hi, dad. Everything's cool here.

See you.

- Wholesale warehouse.

- Do it!

Play it again...

- Hello.

- "Hi, dad.

Everything's cool here.

See you."

350 thousand bucks is on the invoice

for the service.

- What game are you f***ing playing?

- Cops and robbers.

Put the money in a strong small suitcase

and wait for the phone call."

Either we're an expense

or they don't give a sh*t.

Or both.

The customers got the prize.

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