Senseless Page #2
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- 1998
- 93 min
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Well, two and a half.
You try watchin' Brad Pitt
in Interview With A Vampire
and not feel a little conflicted.
Look, man, all I'm sayin'...
pick an obsession, stay with it.
- All right?
- Mmm.
- [Metal Jangling]
- Okay, what's the new chiming sound?
Oh, uh, that's
my Prince Albert.
- A what?
- Yeah, I got a piercing
through my urethra.
And I run a chain
from that to my scrotum.
- Listen.
- [Ringing]
Ohh.
With piercing, uh,
it's about pain and pleasure.
Like you, for instance, right?
You got that inner pain,
that hunger for success.
And when you get it,
it's gonna be all the more sweet, dog.
[Chattering]
Hello, Darryl.
Runnin' low on bacon bits over here.
- Hi, Scott.
- No emergency.
Just somethin' to keep
in the back of your head.
Oh, well, thank you for the pork report.
Appreciate it.
- You going up for that Smythe-Bates job?
- Oh, yeah.
I'm kind of the pace car
in this Employment 500.
3.8 G.P.A. Varsity sailing.
Your dad runs the third-largest bank
in Manhattan.
Oh, yeah, and that.
Right.
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
- Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
- Ooh, lookie, lookie,
Darryl sees a cookie.
- Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
- Is that Hidden Valley?
Or are you just happy
to see me?
- Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
- [Chuckles]
- Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
- Uh, ah, da...
[Man Narrating] Smythe-Bates has
long enjoyed a reputation...
as one of the world's premier
investment firms.
That is why each year we choose our new
junior analysts with tremendous care.
The Smythe-Bates man or woman
has a high G.P.A.,
a record of athletic achievement
and ties of tradition
to our firm through some...
of the more prominent
fraternal organizations on campus.
Because we regard the junior analyst
position not as a stopping point,
but as a stepping stone to greatness.
[Video Clicks Off]
Now, class, I would like for you
to extend a very warm welcome
to my old friend,
Mr. Randall Tyson
of Smythe-Bates Brokers.
- Randall?
Good to see you.
Uh, well, this old room holds
many memories for me.
of nap time in that back row.
- [Darryl Laughs Loudly]
I sincerely wish that we had a place
for all of you,
but that's not the case.
Five of you will be chosen,
and out of the five finalists,
the student who most closely resembles
the ideal employee...
will be chosen for the position
of junior analyst at Smythe-Bates.
Good luck to all of you.
All right, class, in the case study
that we were examining last week...
Now, the markets are up,
but consumer spending...
and corporate profit margins are down.
- Now, how would the social
planner remedy this, huh?
- [Darryl] Ooh!
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