Seniors 2 Back in time
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FADE IN:
INT. A CLUBHOUSE - DAY
In 2015 lev Cameron is standing at the podium, wearing Spanky's beanie. The rest of the club, consisting of, Jentzen Ramirez , brandon king, jordan Clark, gavin magnus, and the rest, are seated around the room, all wearing matching He-Man Women-Haters Club jackets.
LEV:
"As you know, I have called an emergency meeting for a very important reason. But first, any good stories?"Everyone raises their hand eagerly.
LEV:
"Jordan, you go first."JORDAN:
"This morning my sister pulled the toilet seat down."Everyone groans.
GAVIN:
"Women make men miserable."LEV:
"Alright, alright. Jentzen, how about you?"JENTZEN:
(in a raspy voice) "Yeah, there's this new girl who moved in across the street, and she came over to me because she wanted to play. But don't worry, I got back at her."Everyone leans in, curious.
LEV:
"What did you do, Jentzen?"JENTZEN:
"I whipped out my lizard!"Everyone cheers.
LEV:
"Good job, frogman Alright, men, let's get down to business. We all know the pride of our club, The Blur."JORDAN:
"The Blur has never been beaten since the beginning of time - five years!"BRANDON:
"And this Sunday, we defend our honor, our undefeatable streak, and our trophy."LEV:
"And this year's trophy will be presented by none other than the famous Indy race car driver, AJ Ferguson!"JENTZEN:
men can I have an azugaEveryone cheers and chants "Azuga! Azuga!"
LEV:
"Okay, now, let's get to the point. Do we solemnly swear to be he-men and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless we have to, and especially never fall in love? And if we do, may we die slowly, painfully, and suffer for hours or until we scream bloody murder?"Everyone raises their right hand and repeats solemnly.
ALL:
"I, (name), and a member of good standing of the He-Man Women-Haters Club, do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to, and especially never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly, painfully, and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder."LEV:
"now the meeting Is about choosing the driver! And now the driver I chose is none other than my good old chum The one and only slim Z"Everyone rushes out of the room, looking for slim z.
CUT TO:
EXT. DOCK - DAY
Slim Z and Emily are on her boat.
Slim Z is singing “You Are So Beautiful to Me.”
SLIM Z:
(smiling) oh Emily we are two hearts with but one beat two brains with but one thought two souls with but one shoe.Suddenly, the He-Man Women-Haters Club jumps out from behind the bushes.
EMILY:
Then how come you belong in that silly woman haters club you know I am a woman sort of.SLIM Z:
(smiling) let me tell you something Emily I’m not like those guys I am a sensitive male I’m into sharing caring feeling and healing I am in touch with my feminine sideEMILY:
how niceJORDAN:
it’s worse than I thoughtEMILY:
you know slim Z there is a huge talent show in the fair and I thought maybe you want to sing with meSLIM Z:
you mean it? I would be honored hey I have got an idea let’s plan a picnic tomorrowEMILY:
and to prove it let’s have a picnic at your clubhouseLEV:
noSLIM Z:
(to himself) tomorrow tomorrow swimming day (to Emily) sureThe club's members try their hardest to ruin their date.
CUT TO:
Slim z is running to Emily while holding flowers
SLIM Z:
these are for youAnd a dog tackles and attacks slim Z
SLIM Z:
ahhhhhhhhDOG OWNER:
fifiAnd the dog came to the owner
And Jack Jones came
JACK:
I hope FiFi didn’t startle you she is so playful (to Emily) forgive my Effrontery but you miss Are a rare rose in a garden of weeds You have the sophistication of a woman of 12 my name is Jack Jones the thirdSLIM Z:
I’m slim zJACK:
yes I’m sure you areEMILY:
and I’m EmilyJACK:
we just moved in my father bought the oil refineryEMILY:
that explains why you’re so refinedSLIM Z:
yeah and so oilyJACK:
(to slim z) Watch it bud (to Emily) I shall be goingINT. CLUBHOUSE - DAY
During the date Slim Z accidentally causes the clubhouse to burn down because of a candle during the date.
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EXT. PARK - DAY
The boys have a trial.
LEV:
Would you like to make a statement.SLIM Z:
(ashamed) It’s just that I didn’t know liking a girl Would lead to all this.LEV:
(serious) slim z. I hearby sentence you to execution at dawn.JENTZEN:
(concerned) This is a bit extreme, lev.BRANDON:
(pleading) Your honor, may I suggest an alternative punishment?LEV:
(interested) Go on.BRANDON:
(proposing) slim z will be responsible for guarding the go-cart day and night until we say otherwise.Everyone looks at each other, considering the proposal.
LEV:
(to the court) Do we agree?Everyone in the court room nods their heads.
SLIM Z:
(concerned) Wait, you want me to spend the night here? All alone? Out in the open? What about the wild animalsLEV:
(firm) Deal with it.BRANDON:
(adds) Also, as another term of his probation, he will never talk to, see, or even think about Emily or else.LEV:
(firm) I am making it my own personal business to see that you don't, Caspian. That is my final decision.lev hits his gavel and slim z walks back to his seat, crying.
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