Senior Year Page #4

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COOL KIDS (O.S.)

Tubs of blubs! Tubs of blubs!

Glenn clings to the side of bleachers as Blaine, Cam and

another COOL DUDE try to stuff him into the gap between the

bleachers and the wall known as “the crevasse”.

BLAINE:

Tubs of blubs going in the

crevasse!

GLENN:

Please! I’m afraid of the dark!

BLAINE:

I know, that’s why were trying to

help you get over your fear.

CAM:

He’s not gonna fit!

BLAINE:

Oh yeah, he is. Look at him, all

lubed up with sweat.

11.

Glenn’s chubby fingers slide off the ledge as Blaine’s foot

smushes his face into the darkness.

GLENN (O.S.)

Nooooo!

The cool kids laughter turns into another chant.

COOL KIDS:

Tubs of blubs! Tubs of blubs!

TIFFANY (O.S.)

I can’t believe you guys did that.

BLAINE:

Take it easy, we’re just having

some fun.

TIFFANY:

No, I mean, I can’t believe you

were able to pick him up! That was

awesome. You must be, like, the

strongest guy.

She flirtatiously touches his bicep.

BLAINE:

I know. I thought he was lying

about being afraid of the dark, but

the way he fought, man... I think

he really is.

Blaine and Cam high five.

RUBY SUE (O.S.)

Who’s afraid of the dark?

BLAINE:

Nobody. Just guy talk, babe.

He winks at Tiffany and gives Ruby Sue a kiss on the cheek.

RUBY SUE:

Hey! Did you just throw somebody

into the crevasse?

TIFFANY:

Uh... yeah and it was awesome.

RUBY SUE:

That’s so childish, Blaine.

12.

BLAINE:

Jesus, Ruby! Why can’t you just let

me be me! Everybody else does!

TIFFANY:

Yeah. Lighten up, Ruby Sue. Boys

will be boys.

Ruby Sue glares at her, furious. Seth, king of bad timing,

climbs the bleachers. Trying to act way cooler than he is.

SETH:

‘Sup dudes! Hey, Ruby Sue.

RUBY SUE:

(under her breath)

Oh God. Not this a**hole.

TIFFANY:

Who’s this guy, Ruby? Your new date

to the prom?

Seth takes the bait, offers his hand.

SETH:

Seth. Novacelik. But you can call

me chem-master Seth. Ruby does.

RUBY SUE:

I do not call him that!

GLENN (O.S.)

Seth? Is that you? You gotta get me

outta here, man.

Seth peers down into the crevasse.

SETH:

Glenn?

Blaine and his friends exchange a look. Ruby knows the score.

RUBY SUE:

Yeah, fine. Whatever.

Blaine and the boys dump Seth into the crevasse. He goes in

easy compared to Tubs of Blubs.

TIFFANY:

See! Wasn’t that fun?

RUBY SUE:

I guess you were right, Tiffany.

I’ll see you at cheer practice.

(MORE)

13.

RUBY SUE (CONT'D)

(to herself)

We’re gonna have a lot of fun then.

Ruby walks down the bleachers.

INT. GIRL’S LOCKER ROOM - AFTERNOON

Ruby Sue takes her poms-poms out of the locker. Brie sits on

the locker room bench with a clipboard.

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