Senior Project Page #4

---

right?

All right?

So, I'm gonna need you

to put it there, right there.

Come on.

Don't leave me hanging.

It'll turn into a punch

after a long time.

Come on.

Don't leave me hanging.

[ laughing ] there it is.

All right, man.

Grab a spoon, bro,

and I'll share

this billion-dollar ice cream

with you.

[ laughs ]

natalia:
andy.

Andy:

[ chuckles ] yeah?

Natalia:

I heard his dad is a gangster.

Andy:
a gangster?

Like tony montana?

Natalia:

so what's he like?

Is he, like, an average dad?

Or is he a hot

gangster-nerd dad?

Peter:

who's a hot gangster-nerd dad?

Natalia:
there you are.

Andy:
yeah, she was asking me

if your dad wa--

oh, my god!

Natalia:

I know you've been having

a hard time adjusting,

so I got you something.

My dad wanted the one

with the stripes,

so this one was left over.

Peter:
wow, snakeskin.

Natalia:

how did you know that?

Peter:
I guess

it's just a hobby of mine.

Natalia:
oh, andy,

be a doll and give us

a little bit of privacy.

Andy:
privacy?

Oh, no, I do apologize.

I can't do that,

you know, priv--

this is my bro right here.

There's no privacy between us.

Natalia:

okay, the vending machine is

spitting out free snacks.

Andy:
I'll be back.

All right, all right.

You're stronger than you look.

Natalia:
thanks.

Sam:
did you just get voted

off the island?

Andy:
are you jealous?

Please.

I thought the ice queen

was saving herself

for an imaginary reunion

with spencer.

Andy:
spencer?

Yo, this dude has got balls.

Like, I mean, his dad is running

for public office,

and he decides to come out now?

[ chuckles ]

yo, that couldn't be me.

And then this guy

over here, man.

You know he has a home theater

with video games?

Like, every single video game

that you could even imagine.

And then he took me

to the kitchen?

Girl, the kitchen got so much --

sam:
you ramble a lot.

Natalia:

like, I can't believe your dog

is named alexander wang.

That's f'ing brills.

Do you think it's brills, peter?

Hello? Earth to peter.

Peter:

yes, very f'ing brill.

Natalia:
sorry.

I'm probably boring you

with all my fashion talk.

Peter:
um, why did you

send andy away?

Natalia:

it's like in science, okay?

Hot, cool animals hang out

with other hot, cool animals.

Swans don't hang out with bears

because bears

are annoying and ugly.

Peter:

that's probably because they'd

be eaten almost immediately.

Natalia:
exactly.

Do you want andy to eat you?

The point is that you

are a hot nerd,

and I want you

to hang out with us --

because you're hot!

Spencer:
[ scoffs ]

peter:
um...

I'll -- I'll think about it.

Natalia:
[ chuckles ]

you're always thinking.

Andy:
[ crunching ]

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes