Seed of Chucky

That's the ugliest thing

I've ever seen in my whole life.

It certainly is.

Who sent it?

That's strange, it doesn't say.

Who could've come from?

I don't like it.

It's staring at me.

It's probably one of

your uncle's jokes.

I don't think it's funny

at all.

Darling, I'm just going

to have a shower.

I'll be there in a minute.

Claudia, I told you not to leave

your toys laying about.

Good God, you are hideous.

- Claudia?

- What?

I had a bond with you,

young lady.

We had an agreement, didn't we?

Didn't we?

But daddy, I didn't

leave it there.

In a civilized society,

our word is our bond.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Just because it's your birthday,

doesn't mean you can...

Richard?

Richard, what was that?

You killed my mommy and daddy.

And now you're pissing your pants,

you're pissing your pants...

your pissing your pants!

Wake up!

You're pissing your pants!

And now,

ladies and gentlemen...

what you've all

been waiting for!

Shitface...

and the greatest ventriloquist

in Europe!

The psychotic Psychs!

Come on!

This grotesque abomination...

is not even anatomically correct.

Don't laugh,

it's a serious condition.

Six years ago, I found him in

a cemetery back in the US...

the little f***er tried

to rip me from hell.

I was trying to give you

a hug.

I don't know much

about myself.

I know I'm an orphan,

I know I'm a freak...

and of course,

I know that I'm Japanese.

But why do I have such

terrible nightmares?

Filled with rate and

blood and guts.

I'm not like that at all.

I would even hurt a fly.

There it goes,

back to his family.

I envy him.

Sometimes, I wonder about

my own parents.

Were they Zen masters?

Did they serve the emperor?

Sometimes I wonder what my mom

and dad were really like.

So, you don't believe

in Santa Claus.

Trust me honey, tonight

I'm gonna make you believe.

Wait to see what Santa is bringing

you, you naughty girl.

No, I can hear you fine,

you're not breaking up.

Sheila I just said,

you're not breaking up.

You're breaking up with me?

Wait! You're breaking up

with me on Christmas's Eve?

Sheila, you've got to be

f***ing kidding me!

That's just great.

I knew it!

You're not real!

You were never real!

You know what that kind of

disappointment can do to somebody?

You have any idea how that

can f*** with your mind?

F*** with your mind?

F*** with your mind?

F*** with your mind?

F*** with your mind?

Chucky broke again.

This is bloody ridiculous!

Cut! Cut!

Thirty-four, take 1.

- Don't help me.

- Tony, what was that?

- I'm sorry, it's...

- This is unprofessional...

- and I can't work like this.

- No Jason, I'm sorry! Wait!

We're here in Hollywood

where production is underway...

on the new horror flick

"Chucky Goes Psycho".

The film tell the urban legend

of Chucky and Tiffany.

Two dolls supposedly possessed

by serial killers.

The dolls were found in the scene

of real life murders...

which remain unsolved

to this day.

Guys, I think Tiffany's

left arm is loose again.

I'm looking for Jennifer?

Does anyone have a 20 on Jennifer?

Jennifer.

Got your skinny-quick.

We're ready for you on set.

- Jennifer, I'm so proud of you.

- For what?

- For sticking to your diet.

- Thank you.

What's going on

in the world today?

Julia Roberts is getting 25

million for her next film.

I'm so tired of hearing

about Julia Roberts.

You know, I should've

played Erin Brockovich.

I could've done it

without the WonderBra.

Julia stole that part right

out from under me.

You know how? She slept with the

director, that's what I think.

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