See You In Valhalla Page #5

and I founded my school

Young Republicans club.

Should have my pick

of any college

in the country.

Mm-hmm. We are

very proud of her.

Did you go to college?

Uh, no. I, uh...

I got my G.E.D.,

and then I started

taking some art classes.

But, uh, you know, I realized

there's more to life

than just sitting

in a classroom,

learning things.

Most of the stuff

you could just look up on the

Internet anyways, right?

Can't learn how to be a doctor

from the Internet.

Yeah, but you're not

really a doctor, Barry.

Yes, I am.

No, come on. You're like a

glorified social worker.

Actually, Bear Cub

is a very good doctor.

I would still be addicted to

Oxy if it wasn't for him.

Thank you.

Oh, he nursed you

back to health?

So you're a nurse.

Except you have sex

with your patients.

You're a naughty nurse.

Son, play nice.

I think you might need a sesh

with Dr. Burwood.

Don't call him that.

Don't call him that.

That's my name.

Isn't this fun,

having the whole gang

back together?

Yeah,

so far apart.

You have something

to say, Barry?

No, Dad, I think he's just

observing your...

Your sudden and

spontaneous attempt

at fatherhood.

How am I doing?

You're doing great.

Eh, sudden,

spontaneous.

So, uh, Jo, are you

gonna see Johnny

while you're here?

Uh...

that's really random.

Why would I do that?

Wait a minute.

Who's Johnny?

Oh! "Johnny" Johnny.

Oh, good call,

Bear Cub.

Yeah, you guys

must have a lot

to catch up on.

Who's Johnny?

Thanks a lot,

Barry, really.

Are we...

Are we done here?

Oh, is Johnny the guy you

were gonna have a baby with?

Excuse me?

Well, my dad said you had an

abortion. Is that the guy?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is this appropriate

dinner conversation?

Well, I don't keep secrets

from my daughter.

Secrets aren't something you

blurt out at dinner.

Well, it's already out, so it's

not technically a secret.

Johana did what she

had to do. She left.

It's nothing that the rest

of you didn't do.

Dad, I left

because I started a family,

my own family.

Okay?

No one abandoned you.

No, but you stopped

talking to me.

You stopped talking

to each other.

All I'm saying is we haven't

seen each other for years.

Let's just

try not to spoil it.

It is just amazing

how you can put yourself

on a pedestal like that,

the fact that you

have the gall

to point your finger

at any of us.

Dad, it was not our job

to support you.

You were the dad.

Where were you

when we lost Mom?

No, no.

It took the death

of our little brother,

who we hardly even knew,

till you realize

that you actually did

a really shitty job.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just wondering

when you're gonna start

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