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nomenclature, or get docked. Over.

Yeah, yeah.

That's Johnny Changway, or as I like

to call him:
"Can't stay away".

The guy freaking lives.

He makes the rounds.

- In the balls?

- Hm? Oh, erm...

Yeah, I mean, you know...

This thing that looks

like a cock and balls...

But obviously, it looks like a gun.

Right?

Yeah, anyway, we should

give you the tour.

Five zones, A through E.

Montclair's, that place you

came in through, that's zone A.

Other thing you're wanting to

do is get suited and booted.

Looking nice.

Get that on,

I'll take you through the rest.

First stop. Zone B.

Shopper's row.

D'you know why we call

it shopper's row?

Cos this is where all

the shopping happens.

You wanna buy something nice for your sweetie?

This is the place to do it.

Zone C, the food court.

Everything in here will kill you.

Seriously. Bring your own food.

Just around the corner there you got

a beautiful view of the car park...

The only thing that happens there

is America's finest come in,

they shine their lights around

like they're doing something

and then, they just

drive off and I do sh*t.

Zone D. Now, erm... this is usually my

least favorite part of the tour, but...

Recently they've just installed this

competition for this baby over here.

Best part of it is once a week we get to drive

it around so the battery doesn't go flat

so you play your cards right,

you might get a ride on "El Fuego".

That's not its real name. It's a

name I made up, pretty cool, right?

All right! You're ready for the

grand finale? Here it is...

Clyve's, the other department store.

The better department store,

this place is amazing.

You got designer clothes,

you got brand names here...

You got even as machine you put a coin in

it, it comes out with your name in it.

And in fact, they wanted to

have their HQ just down there,

but, Montclair's has built first so,

they were sent off down that way.

And they replaced us with this riot

barricade, if you believe that! Right?

Anyway, this is the tour,

pretty much so, you got any questions?

Just one.

Shoot!

Riot barricades, taser, five men

for the night crew, for a mall...

No offense but it looks

like you got stuck in 1992.

OK, I'm gonna stop you there, cowboy.

- You're not from around here, are you?

- No.

Can I ask you?

What exactly are you doing here?

I needed a job.

OK. Sure.

Anyway, down this way,

you've got the next town over.

It's got a population of 12.640 people.

Last year it had 48 murders. Right?

Over this side, you've got another town,

Population 25.328.

Last year had 81 murders.

Meth.

A whole lot of meth.

Seriously and a really, really

nasty gang controlling it.

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