Secrets of a Psychopath Page #3

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I'll go get the coffee.

Actually... do you have

cookies and milk?

So do you live here alone?

With my roommate, Georgette.

She's really nice.

I mean, really.

Why are you still standing?

Oh.

We've been living together for

about a year now,

and we get along just great.

Actually, she's the only truly

beautiful person I know.

On the inside.

Know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

So, um, why did you go to that

movie tonight?

You like to watch movies where

guys race cars?

Actually, no, I don't like any

of that stuff.

But I had nothing to do,

so... who knows why I would

watch something I don't like.

Why do they race cars anyway?

The guys in the cars?

Well, I mean,

guys who race cars like that in the movies and real

life usually are hung up on trying to prove something,

you know what I mean?

Proving what?

Oh, I don't know. Their

masculinity I suppose.

Or... or maybe trying to cover

up for some insecurity

during their formative years.

Wow.

You know a lot about psychology.

Did you study it in school?

Psychology, I mean.

Well, I read every book I can

get my hands on. You know?

Because it's really interesting.

You start to understand why people behave

the way they do. Well, why do they?

Behave like they do?

Well, because they're programmed

that way from their past years.

You know? And then it just

becomes like a computer.

People start just behaving

that way

because of their programming.

So there's nothing we can do

about it?

Mm. Very difficult to change.

Especially when some if it

becomes a compulsion.

Well, I have a lot of really

silly compulsions

like not stepping on a crack

in a sidewalk.

No matter what, I just can't

do it.

Step in a crack.

You know what I mean?

Is there anything from your past

that's f***ing you up nowadays?

Um...

Was there?

Would you like to kiss me?

What?

Kiss me. Would you like to?

Uh...

You're afraid of me, aren't you?

Of course not.

Then why won't you kiss me?

It's just that I like to work

up to it, okay?

Is there anything wrong with

that?

Foreplay for a kiss?

God, you really are something.

Oh, God...

I'm just not used to girls being so

aggressive, you know?

And it frightens you.

And it frightens you.

No, no, no, no.

How many times do I have to

remind you

that you're my sister,

Catherine?

Aren't the two children I've

given you enough?

Oh, Henry.

Why do you torture yourself

trying to have sex

with these girls?

And failing over and over?

When you know I'm the only

woman you can have sex with.

Oh, yeah...

It's getting late.

So why don't we call it a

night, okay?

No. No. No, please just give

me one more

I can't. The door's over there.

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