Secondhand Lions Page #4
so did the Kaiser
I wanted to go home,
but Hub said we should tour Europe
one step ahead of the Germans.
And we did.
What a time that was.
There were these girls
in Toulon... twins. And they...
...anyway,
we eventually wound up
in Marseilles
with passage booked
on the last ship out of Europe.
And Hub, he decided
that we should spend our last night
enjoying
the local nightlife.
Three, three!
He made friends
with these soldiers,
and they bought us some drinks...
strong, strange drinks.
We woke up on a ship
bound for North Africa...
shanghaied.
- Shanghaied?
- Yeah.
We found ourselves
"It's all my fault," Hub said,
but he told me not to worry.
He'd make sure
nothing happened to me.
We fought many battles
against overwhelming odds.
He saved my life
countless times.
When the war was over,
we both went our separate ways.
I ended up
leading safaris
mostly for writers
and Hollywood folk.
But that was
too tame for Hub.
He got commissions from the new
North African governments,
to put an end
to the slave trade.
No one,
slave trader or Bedouin,
had ever seen anything
like this mad American
who fought like 20 men.
Hey!
What the hell are you two doing
out here in the middle of the night?
Just enjoying
the cool night air.
Either one of you
got a lick of sense,
go to bed.
I'm a rolling stone
from Texas
Rolling stones
from the plains
I am a rolling stone
from Texas, boys
I long to be
back there again
Well, say,
are you from Texas?
That's what
I'm wanting to know
'Cause if we're both
from Texas, boys
Let's bundle up
our clothes and go...
"Dear Walter,
how are you?
Found your uncles' money yet?
Here I am at school
in Fort Worth,
my nose to the court
reporting grind... "
Damn it, brother, I'm not going
anywhere looking like this.
Look like a damn
sharecropper.
We're gardeners.
This is what gardeners wear.
I bought you some clothes too.
They're in your room.
Think how good all these vegetables
are gonna taste.
Peas, beans,
squash, tomatoes.
- Yeah.
- What's this row?
- Beets.
- Beets?
And what about
this row?
- Potatoes.
- Potatoes?
Yeah.
Wait one damn
minute here.
- What's this row here?
- Tomatoes.
- Tomatoes?
- Yeah.
That's lettuce, squash,
sweet potatoes,
carrots, bok choy.
- Bok Choy? What is that?
- Chinese cabbage.
Hey, that row
looks right.
Yeah, well,
this is corn!
All those seeds did look alike,
come to think of it.
- Yeah, like corn.
- Boy...
that seed salesman
sure saw us coming.
No, saw you coming.
Corn, corn, corn!
Nothing but corn.
Corn. Corn.
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