Second Nature Page #4

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God, what is this?

Delicious.

Good

morning sunshine.

Why are you dressed like that?

I got an early meeting.

F***!

Coffee.

- How ya doing?

- Hey.

- Good to see ya.

- Ugh, hungover.

Yeah yeah.

Oh, alright.

Sorry, excuse me, thanks.

After you,

chivalry is dead.

Oh, careful there hot stuff.

Oh my god, sorry.

I like the vests ladies.

You like women in uniform.

Yeah, potentially

out of uniform too huh?

I'm gonna get you guys

raises when I'm Mayor,

so don't forget to vote alright?

Alright.

Okay.

Nice.

I like the way he walks.

Morning Amanda.

Hey.

Hey, do you know

who put these here?

Bret, he likes cats.

Okay.

What are you doing at...

Yo, what's up?

Hey.

Are you ready for

kickoff tonight?

Yeah.

Oh.

Girls, not inside, please.

Are you okay?

No, suddenly you

catch like my grandpa?

What the...

I need a drink.

Now you're talking.

Nice purse.

Thank you.

Hey, could you get me a cup

of coffee when you go out?

Alright.

What's up boys.

Bring it in.

I actually really wanna talk

to you guys about something.

Listen, I know

it's a little weird

with Amanda and I both

running for Mayor,

but I really need to know

that you guys have my back.

Of course.

Speaking of, I think

for this campaign,

you should probably

stick to wearing makeup.

Huh?

No, no, he's got

great skin, great skin.

But Bret, you have to shave.

What the hell are

you talking about?

I respect a man

who goes natural.

But you need to win.

Wait, are you guys wearing?

You guys wearing makeup?

Hey, just know that

we're here for ya.

Okay.

You're here for me.

You're here for me.

Perfect, good, got it!

You guys are good.

This is a good prank.

Let's see how long

you keep it up huh?

My door's locked.

What's going on there?

And?

Mmm, it's really good.

I'm really impressed.

I thought you could

use a nice quiet dinner.

Thank you.

God, today was so weird.

You know I'm

here for you right?

Mmm hmm, mmm hmm, yeah.

Hey are you okay?

I'm fine.

Okay.

No, I'm not fine.

I'm scared.

I feel like we're

just starting at this

and now you're gonna be Mayor.

It's just a lot.

Hey, that's not

gonna change anything.

Amanda, you're gonna

have guys all over you.

I will?

Are you jealous?

No.

Yes.

Maybe, I don't know, I just,

I have this feeling...

Hey listen,

I'm not like that okay?

I like you.

There are no other guys.

Amanda why is

Bret calling you?

Terrible timing?

Why is he calling you?

I don't know, it

could be anything.

Then answer it.

Okay.

No, answer it now.

You know what Dex, back off.

Sorry.

Geez, I'm not gonna hit you.

Bret.

Hey you really

stepped up your game.

I see a sh*t ton of

your yard signs around.

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