Second Hand Wedding Page #5

Muffy?

Yeah.

I've got two of them.

Muffy, Muffy.... vintage.

How much for that?

Ten dollars?

Eight!

Deal.

Oh yeah that's interesting.

Do you have any Tretchikoffs?

I might,..what exactly is a Tretchikoff?

Um, only the most reproduced artist in the world.

Kevin?

How much for this?

Five dollars.

Ten.

You don't know much about haggling do you Jill?

Ten and I'm still ripping you off.

Have it your way, rip me off.

Moorcroft, isn't it?

Possibly.

Ho ho, definitely I'd say.

We'll, you do have an eye for a bargain.

- Let me introduce myself.

- Yes, Desmond Daney,

I know who you are we've met before.

Yes, I've seen your face around at the sales.

Jill isn't it?

- Jill Rose.

- Yes.

Look take my card, I'm always on the lookout for

agents.

You know people who can scout around, pick up

stuff for me.

You want me to work for you?

It'd hardly be work, you know commission based,

finders fee.

Well, I think I'll go, someone's picked the eyes out

of this place.

I know.

Well good day to you Jill.

Bye, bye.

What was that about?

He wants me to work for him.

No, you told him no didn't you?

Not really, I didn't say anything actually.

Do you think that's his real hair?

Okay Kevin.

Will that be all?

No, I'll take that bowl, and that toaster.

Kevin, what's in that box?

Oh, nothing you ladies would want.

Don't be too sure about that.

Oh sweet, I'll take one.

- Me too.

- Ten dollars.

- They're not really for sale.

- 20 bucks.

Well you've been such good customers...

...call it 30, 55 for two.

Sold.

You gave her the ring, she said yes. What's the

problem?

You gave her the ring, she said yes. What's the

problem?

The problem, yoghurt for brains, is that she's not

wearing the ring.

It's just a ring, why does he need the world to

know.

Yeah, but the woman he loves is too scared to

wear the ring because she's afraid of her Mum

finding out.

He likes the parents, the parents like him, like I

said before, what's the problem?

Oh, you're just not looking at the big picture are

ya?

Oh look, I'm

really sorry about that, are you okay?

- Do I look okay?

- You sure?

It's your Mrs.

- Oh Jeez, what now?

- Babe...Waz.

This arrived today.

- School Reunion.

- School Reunion.

In the city...they'll all be there.

I just don't think I can face them without...

Without what?

Oh, Honey Monster, I need a new dress.

Ha, ha. Is that all?

Course, just dip into the savings account, anything

you like.

I knew you'd understand.

Oh, and you'll need a new suit and a haircut.

Oh, maybe you could pretend like you own

something important.

I own a garage.

That's it. Ya big in Real Estate.

Hi Boys.

I know it's unfair Stew. It's unfair on everyone. I just

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