Sea Oak Page #3

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a somewhat less dangerous crap hole

and finally maybe you get a mansion.

At this rate, you

ain't even gonna make it

to the somewhat less

dangerous crap hole.

Like you live in a mansion.

I do not claim to live in no mansion.

But then again, I do

not live in no slum.

The other thing I also

do not do is strip naked.

Thank God for small favors.

Anyways, he's never actually naked.

- Right, Cole?

- Guys, could we keep our voices down, please?

Anyway, he's never actually naked.

Is it any wonder

we don't bring these

kids out to a nice lunch?

I do not even consider

this a nice lunch.

Cole?

Angela.

- My God.

- Hi.

We just seen you on TV.

That thing about the

guys who killed them cows

so those oldies could watch or whatever.

Can you get us some free steaks? Ha.

Um, Cole, this is Tobin.

Tobin, Cole.

I, uh... I read about your aunt.

She was always so sweet to me.

Yeah.

Well, it's nice to meet you, Tobin.

You're a lucky guy.

Uh, well...

you're very lucky, too.

Bye.

Nice.

Sure that's a good idea?

He's gonna weigh 7,000 pounds.

Do I weigh 7,000 pounds?

You used to love this sh*t right here.

A normal day, but Bruce Bitner's world

is about to be totally transformed

by the worst that could happen.

Is this the worst that could happen?

I only wish that were the case.

Hello.

Hi, Father.

Yeah, I never even thought

of being scared of that.

What... What does that mean?

I am so sorry.

Nothing like this has

ever happened here before.

What the hell?

Where's Bernie?

Somebody stole Bernie?

Her little shoe. Oh, my God.

- Is that it?

- That is it!

Where's the other... They only took one?

- I am freaking out!

- I am totally freakin' out.

What I don't get is who would want her?

She was just this lady.

Uh, Cole, it's Father Brian.

Um, listen, th... this is

such a difficult and, um,

well, strange situation

right now for you folks,

but please know that, um,

the thing lost, after all,

is only your aunt's body,

and what is essential, I

assure you, is elsewhere

being well taken care of.

Um, okay, um, listen, I'll let you know

if we find anything. Um...

How did that get in here?

- I mean, who would...

- Sit the f*** down.

You mister, huh,

are going to start showing your cock.

If a lady comes in, wants to see it,

if she'll pay to see it, you do it.

Money. It's all gonna take money.

Bernie.

Is she a zombie?

Ahh! I didn't even say it.

Zombie my ass.

You, Min, you're gonna

learn how to cook.

No more food out of cans.

We gotta eat right to look our best.

Because I'm gettin' me so many lovers.

You kids don't know this,

but I died a freakin' virgin.

No babies, no lovers.

Nothin' went in, nothin' came out.

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