
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
(0.00 / 0 votes)Mind if I do a quick mop?
You're shouting.
What?
- I can come back later.
- No, it's fine.
Just don't touch anything.
"Just don't touch anything."
Dickbreath.
You want a Tic Tao?
All right. I'll take that as a no.
Oh. Come on.
Oh...
What the hell happened to you, dude?
Dod? What the f*ck
kind of name is Dod?
on!
Go, go, 90, 90. 90-
Come on!
No! Oh, no, no, no. Reset, reset.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Dod! Come on!
Clear! Accept! Accept the motherfucker!
Shit. Okay. All right.
Urn...
I'll do CPR. Yeah.
All right! Some Takis Fuego.
Come on!
Come on, breathe, dude!
Oh, shit! Oh, hell, no.
Okay. All right. All right. Come on, Dod.
Come on. We got this.
Please, come on, Dod!
One, one thousand!
Two, one thousand!
Ah!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Come on.
Ah!
You are kidding me.
Oh, crap.
Why?
ROGERS". You know
what's cooler than cool?
ALL". Scouting!
Action!
Hi, there, guys.
My name is Scout Leader Rogers.
And I'm here to show you
what scouting is all about. Come...
Being a Scout is about
the bonds of friendship.
Check it out!
to earning a Bow and Arrow Badge!
Badges are the Scouts'
highest symbol of achievement.
Scouts can earn all sorts of badges.
What's cooler than cool?
ALL". Scouting!
All right, are you in or are you in?
Hey, listen, there's free
cookies every Friday.
We do sing-alongs on Saturdays.
It looks great on a college application!
I love this tragic ritual.
Someone's gonna sign up, guys!
We have to keep trying!
Augie, a unicorn's
gonna fly out of your ass
before somebody joins.
Carter! Language.
Yeah, he's right.
Nobody's ever gonna sign up.
It's just a waste of time.
Ye of little faith.
Where's that Scout spirit?
Look, guys, we're not gonna
quit trying just because
we lost a couple hours
sitting around on our butts
with nothing to show for it.
I mean, some people
and have nothing to show for it.
Well...
I think we all know
it's Augie's special night.
After years of hard work and dedication,
he will receive the highest
honor of a Scout,
the Condor Badge,
in a ceremony at tonight's campout.
Okay. Let's see.
Carter.
No! No, no, no, no.
I always dig the shitter.
It's called a latrine, not a shitter.
All right, Ben, you're on wiener duty.
That's enough.
Carter, nobody eats a hot dog like this.
All right. Ben, why don't you
lead us in the Scout Oath?
- Come on.
- All right.
To live courageously,
to help others when I can,
defend what I must, so help me God.
Scouts forever!
Scouts forever!
Scouts forever.
Scouts forever.
Forever!
Ben, we have to tell Augie.
- I know. I know.
- We're ditching Scouts.
Yeah, we'll tell him.
We've been talking
about it for over a year.
I know.
We just have to find the right time.
Okay, we'll do it tonight, then.
No, we can't tell him tonight.
He's getting his Condor Badge.
You know how much it means to him.
Especially since his dad can't be there.
It's been two years, Ben.
We can't just stay in Scouts
because we feel sorry for him.
Come on, that's not the only
reason we're staying in Scouts.
Come on, you've had fun.
Had fun, okay? Past tense. Had.
And now I am ready to move on.
I mean, you realize
it's gonna be junior year next year.
I mean, you know
what that means, right?
We start thinking about college.
We start thinking about pussy, Ben!
Come on. Junior year is when
- Oh, really?
- Yes.
And if we're sitting here
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