Scott talks season 1 episode 3

Season #1 Episode #3
Genre: Comedy
Original Story by: Slim z
Year:
2023
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SCENE:
"Scott Talks" intro sequence

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! Today, I'd like to talk about something I’m really passionate about: video games.

[Camera zooms out to reveal Scott sitting behind a desk with a "Scott Talks" sign on it.]

Scott:
But first, let me just say how much I hate the National Calendar Society. I mean, who are they to dictate what months have how many days? In my opinion, each month should have however many days we feel like giving it!

[Cut to shot of the calendar with a finger tapping on it, as if counting the days.]

Scott:
That's why I decided to create my own month - Bluth - with a different holiday for each day leading up to Christmas, and a whole week dedicated to empathy.

[Cut to shot of a calendar with "Bluth" written across it.]

Scott:
Now that's something I can get behind!

[Cut back to Scott at his desk, looking at an envelope in his hand.]

Scott:
But while we're waiting for Bluth to roll around, let's see what we have in the mail...

[Cut to shot of Scott's hands opening the envelope.]

Scott:
V.A.G.? What's that?

[Cut to shot of Scott's face, looking puzzled.]

SCENE:
Scott goes to the V.A.G. gathering

[Cut to Scott walking down a dark alley and finding the house belonging to the V.A.G..]

Scott:
This must be it!

[Cut to shot of Scott entering the house.]

Scott:
Hello? Anyone here?

[Mute Vegan appears.]

Mute Vegan:
Hello, Scott. Welcome to the Vegans Anonymous Gathering.

Scott:
So it is a gathering! I knew it!

[Cut to shot of Terry Lesler and Jeb Jab entering the room.]

Terry Lesler:
Scott, it's good to see you.

Jeb Jab:
Yes, we were just discussing the merits of a vegan lifestyle.

Scott:
Wait, what? I thought this was a video game thing!

Lesler:
It is. But we're also a support group for vegans.

Scott:
Oh, okay...

[Cut to shot of bader, everliegh and Caleb Johnston in the corner of the room.]

Scott:
Hey, I know you guys!

[Cut to shot of Scott's hand conveniently covering the full name of the gathering on the letter.]

Scott:
But what's with the name? Vegans Anonymous Gathering?

Lesler:
Well, you see, the holiday season is a tough time for us. People always assume we'll be on board with things like eggnog and turkey, even though we're vegan.

Jeb Jab:
And we just can't seem to get anyone to understand why we don't like Madden 08.

[Cut to shot of Scott holding a copy of Madden 09.]

Scott:
Madden 09? I love that game!

Bader:
Woah!

Everleigh:
Woah!

Caleb Johnston:
Woah!

[Mute Vegan invites Scott to sit down with the group.]

Lesler:
Here, have a seat. Let's talk.

[Cut to shot of Scott taking a seat and looking around the room.]

Scott:
So, is this like a cult or something?

Lesler:
No, no! We're just a group of people who happen to share certain ideals.

Scott:
Oh, okay...

[Cut to shot of Lesler and Scott getting into an argument about the merits of being vegan.]

Scott:
I just don't understand why you guys can't enjoy a burger every once in a while!

Lesler:
Because we care about the environment, Scott! And about our own health.

Scott:
But what about taste? Don't you want to enjoy life?

[Cut to shot of Henry walking into the room with a copy of Madden 09 for the PlayStation 2.]

Henry:
Hey, guys! Check it

Bader:
holy crap is that madden 09?

[Scott screams in anger and throws the game onto the ground.]

Lesler:
Scott was wrong with you.

Scott:
madden 09 is the worst John Madden game ever

[Cut to shot of the group laughing.]

Lesler:
See, Scott? Even though we have our differences, we can still come together and have a good time.

[Cut to shot of Scott smiling.]

Scott:
Yeah... you're right. I guess we're not so different after all.

[Cut to shot of the group raising their hands in a cheer.]

GROUP:
Vegans Anonymous Gathering for the win!

SCENE:
Closing remarks

[Cut back to Scott sitting at his desk.]

Scott:
Well, that's all the time we have for today. Thanks for watching, and remember to always be open to new experiences.

[Cut to shot of Scott standing up and walking offscreen.]

Scott:
Until next time... stay cool!

[End credits roll.]

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