Scooby Doo and the Goblin King Page #5

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watering hole.

Blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah,

blah, blah.

Boo. Boo-hoo-hoo.

[LAUGHS]

Okay, Scoob. Like,

just be cool.

Yeah.

[GULPS]

Be cool.

Like, great party,

huh?

[LAUGHS]

So, uh, what's

a nice ghoul like you

doing in a place

like this?

[SNAKES HISS]

Zoinks!

Like, forget I asked.

[BAND PLAYS JAZZY MUSIC]

Gather round

Here underground

And listen to a song

We can rock this joint

Till dawn

If you sing along

ALL:
Hey!

What goes bump in the night?

ALL:

We go bump in the night

This time of year

The coast is clear

To cause a terrible fright

ALL:

We go bump in the night

It'll be out of sight

GIRLS:

We come out for a bite

ALL:

Tonight, we toast

To ghouls and ghosts

Who haunt the pale moonlight

Whoo

What goes bump

in the night?

ALL:

We go bump in the night

[UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING]

We go bump in the night

[SNICKERING]

[GASPS, SNICKERS]

So if you're new

Here's what

You do

Take your turn and sing

Like, anybody know

The way

To the castle

Of the Goblin King?

[MUSIC STOPS]

ALL:

Goblin King?

[SHRIEKS]

[ALL SCREAM]

[SCREAMS]

[CROAKING]

[SCREAMS]

[SHRIEKS]

Like, was it something

we said?

GOBLIN 1:

Goblin patrol!

GOBLIN 2:

Hold it right there.

Ooh. You've

done it now, boys.

No one dares speak

of the Goblin King.

Ooh! Ow!

What'd you do that for?

You said "Goblin King."

Ow! Hey.

Don't say

"Goblin King."

You said it first.

Did not. You started it.

No, I have a right to.

You said it first.

[QUIETLY]

Come on, Scoob.

Right now is our chance

to vamoose.

GOBLIN 2:
Wait--

GOBLIN 1:
You said it first.

I can do what I want,

because I'm the first one in.

Hang on there.

Just where do you think

you're going?

It's off to the goblin

dungeons for you.

CREATURE:

Come on, the party's

just getting started.

So tell me, goblin boy,

is this a private fight,

or can anybody join in?

Like, why not?

Ha. The more the scarier.

[LAUGHS]

Step aside, you.

Nobody messes with

the Shadow Goblins.

Ooh. What are you gonna do,

breathe on me?

[CACKLES]

If you wanna go

a few rounds

with old Jack O' Lantern

right here, right now,

let's rumble.

Oh, oh, oh-- Hey--

Hey, come on,

take it easy there, Jack.

Come on, we're only

doing our jobs. Please.

Wait till we tell

the Goblin King about this.

You're gonna be

in so much trouble.

Shut it, will you?

Hey, what'd I say?

You said "Goblin King."

You got me-- You wanna

get me in trouble.

You're the one

in trouble.

You're the one that

says it all the time.

JACK:

Hey, come on.

This place is dead. Ha-ha.

[]

[LAUGHING]

You better watch it.

The last thing

you want tonight

are those good-for-nothing

goblins coming after you.

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