Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire Page #3

And this must be the rest

of the famous mystery-hunting crew.

Guys, I'd like you to meet our host...

...the world's foremost expert

on vampires...

...Vincent Van Helsing.

A pleasure.

You know, I'm also an author.

Perhaps you've read my books?

My vampire tales are fact-based.

And not that lusty teen tripe

that's all the rage these days.

Yeah, that modern stuff is way lame.

Hey, did you guys know

Mr. Van Helsing...

...is the great-great-great-grandson

of Abraham Van Helsing?

Wow, a direct descendant...

- ...of the famous vampire hunter for real?

- It's true.

My family has been in the vampire

business for a long time.

That's why I became a vampirologist.

A vampire-what-igist?

Uh, vampirology is the academic study

of the vampire from A to Z.

Come, I'll show you.

My collection of vampire artifacts...

...go back to the very dawn

of the vampire.

This stuff is fang-tastic.

Heh. Get it?

I used the word "fang" instead of "fan."

We get it.

Wow, the ancient book of vampire.

I thought only one copy

of this existed in the world.

You're looking at it.

Check out these awesome stakes.

- Steaks? Where?

- Yummy.

- Oh, those kinds of stakes.

- Aw.

Look at these vampire jewels. Gorgeous.

Those belonged

to an actual Vampire's bride...

...in ancient Walachia.

Looks like she scored

a wealthy vampire husband.

They're quite priceless.

But those stones don't compare

to the real jewel of my collection.

A face to launch 100 million fears.

I bring you the dreaded vampire

Lord Valdronya.

Entombed in glass

for nigh a thousand years.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Wow!

Awesome.

- Looks fake to me.

- Me too.

The vampire lives!

Guys, don't be ridiculous.

- His eyes were glowing!

Mm-hm.

You'll have to excuse them.

They tend to be slightly excitable.

Perfectly understandable.

Lord Valdronya was quite

the fearsome fellow in his day.

We're lucky he's sealed under glass now.

This glass is so murky.

- Ah, Velma, always the skeptic.

- Eh, it's my thing.

Even if the vampire were alive,

he wouldn't get anywhere.

This glass is 6 inches thick.

If only Valdronya would wake...

...I'd have tourists filling this place

like back in the day.

And I wouldn't have

to rent my property...

...to Lita Rutland's

traveling vampire festival just to get by.

Sounds rough.

Lita's threatened to pull out next year

if things don't pick up.

I'm afraid I may not be able

to save my family's legacy.

Then again,

you never know what will happen.

Maybe my latest book

will become a best seller.

You write books? That's fu... Ow.

- Don't we have a show to see?

- Ah, yes. We'd better get going.

The vampires await.

Wait for us!

Our tickets are

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