Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright Page #3

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See what you can find out

about the Opera House's history.

How are we the choice

for library research?

I'll see what I can find

out in the building.

Daphne, you come with... Yes.

- I'm going with Fred, heh.

- Ah.

Welcome to the Hotel Canard.

How may I be of service?

- Hello, I need to check...

- Hi, checking in. Barb and Lance Damon.

- And Chrissy.

- I'm sorry, this young lady was...

- Hey, are you giving us attitude?

- I think he's giving us attitude.

Listen, buddy, I want someone

to take Chrissy's bags to the room now.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

Humph.

Oh, Chrissy. Are you okay?

Of course, I'm okay.

Why wouldn't I be okay?

Weren't you scared of the Phantom?

You were screaming...

[LAUGHING]

That wasn't a scared scream, stupid.

It was a happy scream because he told me

I'm gonna win the competition.

- He told you...

- I'm gonna win.

Even if he has to obliterate

all the other contestants.

- Isn't that awesome? Heh.

VELMA:
Uh...

It's true. We have a genuine psycho

on our side. Score.

And that's why the Phantom wrote,

"Christine must win" on that clipboard.

- Her name's Christine.

- But call her Chrissy.

Only don't call her Chrissy

because don't talk to her.

- You're getting nerd breath all over her.

- Come on, Chrissy. Keep smiling.

- Oh, they're unbearable, aren't they?

- Yeah.

- Who are you?

- I am The Great Pauldini.

- My card.

- Uh, that's an egg.

Okay, egg, card, whatever.

I made it appear, right?

Can you do that? No, you can't

because you're not a magician, heh.

- Who's a magician?

- You are?

Oh, yeah, heh. Up high.

That's what I'm talking about.

WALDO:
He's pretty unbearable himself.

- Tell me about... Hello?

[WALDO CLEARS THROAT]

Waldo. The ventriloquist.

And here's Hufnagel, my dummy.

- Hi, toots.

- And I sit on his lap.

It's funny. Not at all demeaning. Right?

- Right.

- Right. Catch you later.

Oh, my gosh, he is adorable.

I am not adorable. I am hot.

- You know, what? He kind of is.

- Totally.

Um, I saw him first.

- Hey, you guys are that band, right?

- Yes.

ALL [UNISON]:

We are Girlasaurus Rex.

[ALL GROWLING]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, my gosh, we are so metal, heh.

Cathy. It's so not metal to say,

"Oh, my gosh, we're so metal."

Right. Sorry.

We were a country act

until three months ago.

We agreed we weren't telling people that.

Now, come on, look surly.

I think a lemon-scented ghost

would fit right in with this crowd.

Fred, why do ghosts and monsters

and stuff turn up wherever we go?

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