Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness Page #3

- Dane that.

- I never get tired of it, though.

- Haw could you? It's... It's...

- Exactly.

- What's next?

- Far us? Safety check.

We gotta make sure this billion-dollar

yacht stays in one piece.

Sounds important. I'm in.

[ZIP GRUMBLES]

Aren't you going with them?

I have to run diagnostics

an the navigation system first.

But you go ahead. I'll catch up with you.

Shannon, thanks for making me feel

like I belong up here.

You do.

Space needs a lat more Daphnes.

I'm just speeding up the process a bit,

girlfriend.

[CHUCKLES]

Okay. Thanks, girlfriend.

[DAPHNE CHUCKLES]

[GROWLS]

Did you see something

funny in the window, Scarab?

- Funny? Na.

- Me neither.

Phew. Must be our imagination.

Like, lance saw a show about a guy that saw

gremlins an the outside of his plane.

- What happened?

- I turned off the TV.

Goad idea.

[LOUD THUD]

- What was that?

- Probably space junk.

Since the space age began, we've dumped

millions cf pieces cf trash into orbit...

- ...same weigh more than 5000 tans.

- Haw do you know all that?

- I visited NASA last month. Research.

- Research?

- Yau work for Celebrity Heat.

- Space junk.

That's exactly what the aliens

want us ta think.

Or it's really just space junk.

I know what you're thinking. Ridley...

"she's just some whacked-nut alien freak

who's seen one tan many sci-fi movies.

- Yes. That's exactly what I'm thinking.

- Me tan.

We are not alone.

[CHUCKLING]

"We are not alone." Oh!

But I've dedicated my life to alien combat

training for one simple reason...

[GRUNTING]

- Break dancing?

Combat training. They're out there.

And how do you know that?

Do you have any firsthand experience?

- Yeah, have you ever seen an alien?

- Have I ever seen an alien?

Have I ever seen an alien?

Have I ever seen an alien?

Ha.

Na, I haven't,

but I do have video evidence.

We've been in contact with aliens

for decades.

VELMA:

Uh, that's a kitten.

Oh, sorry. That's not it.

Here. Lack.

Did you see it? It was right there.

[GROWLS]

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

There's more footage.

Lats more. And I'll show it to you.

Wait here.

- And that's our cue to hide.

- Way ahead of you.

- Like, dude, they have U-Boat Bites.

- And U-Boat Nachoverboards.

Came an, open up.

We're having a snack attack.

HAM:

Dc you know what my favorite snack is?

I don't have one

because I cannot digest food.

Am I right, people?

[LAUGH TRACK PLAYS OVER SPEAKER]

I don't get it.

Are you challenging

me, canine life form'?

Uh, no, I... l, uh...

I'm kidding. Ha, ha. I'm a robot. Uh-huh.

I'd destroy you with one blow.

Ha. Am I right, people?

[LAUGH TRACK PLAYS OVER SPEAKER]

- That comedy robot has a dark side.

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