Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map Page #3

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VELMA:
Whoa.

Look how far up it goes.

SHAGGY:

Triple gulp!

DAPHNE:

Hey, where'd the lighthouse guy go?

He was here till we all looked up.

Hey, Mr. Lighthouse-Ma'am? I mean man.

Where are you, Mr. Lighthouse-Man?

[PARROT SQUAWKS & GANG GASPS]

It's the Phantom Parrot. He's up there.

Well, gang, it's been a blast.

- We gotta go, right, Scoob? Come on.

- Bye-bye.

No, no, no. You two aren't going anywhere.

- And besides, I believe I solved the mystery.

- Huh?

But first we have

to catch the Phantom Parrot.

Can't we just leave and go home?

Please? Pretty please?

Nope. We've got to catch ourselves a bird.

- I thought you'd say that.

- And I have a plan.

- Shaggy, you're a big part of this.

- And I thought you'd say that too.

Huddle.

Okay, what's the plan?

I've been a lot of things before,

but I've never been a giant cracker.

Parrots love crackers.

You ever heard of "Polly want a cracker"?

Polly want a cracker, yeah.

It's the only way to lure the parrot out.

Then it'll chase you.

And we'll catch it.

It all sounds so easy,

but it's my skinny neck on the line.

[WHIMPERING]

Here, parrot, parrot, parrot.

Here, parrot. Oh, Phantom Parrot!

Phantom Parrot want a cracker?

I'm not Shaggy. I'm a cracker.

A delicious salty, crispy cracker.

[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]

Here, Phantom Parrot.

[PARROT SQUAWKS & SHAGGY GASPS]

[WHIMPERING]

[PARROT SQUAWKS]

I'm a cracker, Mr. Parrot. I'm not Shaggy.

I'm a delicious salty cracker. Huh?

A delicious salty cracker?

Yum. Like, this is good.

I can see why Polly always wants a cracker.

Ha, ha.

Tastes pretty good, huh? Aah!

[PARROT SQUAWKING

& SHAGGY SCREAMING]

[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]

[PARROT SQUAWKING

& SHAGGY SCREAMING]

SHAGGY:

He's so fast!

[WHIMPERING]

Please, spare me.

Guys.

Birdy. Nice birdy. Nice birdy.

[PARROT SQUAWKING]

[SCREAMING]

[SQUAWKING]

ALL:

Gotcha!

I think I laid an egg, gang.

DAPHNE & FRED:

We got him.

Now it's time to solve the mystery

and show who the Phantom Parrot really is.

- Mr. Lighthouse-Man?

- Dr. Escobar?

Nope. It's...

[GRUNTS]

GANG:
Pizza delivery boy Stu?

- Yeah.

FRED:

How'd you know, Velma?

Well, those red splotches turned out

to be pizza sauce from Stu's pizzas.

And that bicycle was Stu's delivery bike.

[SPITS THEN SCOFFS]

VELMA:
And those glasses

and telescope were Stu's too.

And that pirate map is mine. Ugh.

It accidentally fell into your pizza

when we were cooking it.

Like, finders keepers, man.

No, the map's mine and so is the treasure.

I'm the great-great-great-great-great-grandkid

of Gnarlybeard the pirate maybe.

So you created the Phantom Parrot to scare

everyone off so you could find the treasure.

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