School for Scoundrels Page #2
Wow.
Can I at least
talk to him?
Roger, the kid is nine
years old, all right?
His dad just got shot
in the heart, all right?
Don't you think he's
been through enough?
Okay. Well...
No. No, man.
This is the third time
this has happened.
I mean, maybe it's time to
stop chasing rainbows, buddy.
All right. Okay.
- Sorry, man.
- No.
Take it easy.
Oh, sorry.
You have to take
your hand off.
Okay, go. Take it. No.
Take your hand off.
Roger, just stand away
for one second.
Okay, the buzzer...
G- Go now.
d d
Hey, Roger!
Hold up, man.
Listen, I know...
Are you... crying?
I'm sorry.
It's not just Wally,
it's... everything.
- He's crying.
- Mac!
It's all right, man,
it's... it's okay, it's...
Uh, yeah. Shh.
All right, man.
Listen...
Okay. Listen.
Listen, man.
I know this guy,
all right?
And he, uh...
he runs this thing.
I think it'd be
a big help for you.
What do you mean?
What kind of thing?
Look, here, just call
this number, all right?
But you didn't
get it from me.
I don't understand.
Look, Roger, I...
I used to be like...
you, you know?
But look at me now, man.
I run this entire place.
I'm dating two
different Asian chicks.
You want things to change?
Call the number and
follow the instructions.
I got to go.
Call it... or burn it.
Hey, Perkins, what the
f*** did I tell you?
Get inside and
get your pudding.
MAN:
Hello.
Hi, I'm calling about...
For new student registration,
please press one.
I- Is this a recording?
Just press it.
Hello?
Just press the damn button,
you a**hole.
Uh, I think I have
the wrong number. Sorry.
Hello?
Congratulations, you're
already my worst student.
Who gave you this number?
Uh, I have to go.
Hey, relax.
I'm here to help, okay?
Now, who gave you the number?
His name is Ian Winsky.
Do you always rat out
your friends that quickly?
- That says a lot about you.
- I wasn't ratting out...
Would you not interrupt
me for five seconds?
Open your goddamned ears.
I'm sorry.
We got a new class
starting this Tuesday.
Registration is $5,000,
cash only,
Be at the Learning Annex
at 8:
00 p. m.Don't be early, but be on time.
d d
d d
Wait. Wait.
Hold the elevator!
Hold the elev...
Thanks a lot.
You guys going to 402?
Yeah.
Oh, no way!
Me, too!
Name's Walsh.
Nice to meet y...
No talking.
Listen up, 'cause I will not
be repeating this again.
When entering
this building,
you will talk or
speak to no one.
If some a**hole wants to talk about his
goddamn French test,
you tell him to f***
off, understood?
- Understood?
- Yeah. -Yes.
Envelopes.
Manila.
Dr. P specifically
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