School Daze Page #4

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That's Kool & The Gang, brother.

Later.

- Jordan, this look familiar?

- Looks like your mother.

- Yo, yo, my ball, man.

- You don't need it.

Gamma.

Anybody call me? Perry.

- How you doing?

- How are you?

- You recognise me?

- Yeah, I've seen you on line.

Aren't you number one?

Yeah, that's me.

Half-Pint, Gammite number one.

Gamma Phi Gamma.

- Pleased to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- So it's almost that time, huh?

- Yeah, it'll be any day now.

Are you excited?

A little.

So, Half-Pint, what can I do for you?

I was wondering maybe

if we could see each other...

go out to a movie, a restaurant,

pop some Jiffy Pop popcorn together.

- You know, enjoy each other's company.

- Yeah, sure.

That'd be nice. That sounds real good.

Why don't you come by after you go over.

I'm usually in at night.

- I was thinking soon.

- How soon?

- Like now, at the Gamma House.

- Sorry.

- I can't.

- We could have fun. Big fun.

Just give me one reason why not, just one.

First of all, I don't know you from Adam.

You just pop out of thin air,

and I'm supposed to say yes?

I've always been attracted to you.

I just couldn't tell you before. I was shy.

But now that I've been pledging,

I'm a different person.

Well, I'm not attracted to you. Besides,

I don't want a physical relationship.

All you guys are dogs.

I've heard about you Gammas.

I'm not trying to dog you. Look at my face.

Can't a real Gamma man

be attracted to you, huh?

Is this some type of a joke?

Did your Big Brother send you over here?

I don't have time for children's games.

And you're so small,

I'd probably break you in two.

See? See? See? I knew it. I knew it.

That's okay.

Gamma Rays, I call to order

the 35th meeting of the Sister Order...

of Gamma Phi Gamma Fraternity,

Incorporated.

Meow.

Meow.

Kim, could you read the minutes

from the last meeting, please?

All right. We decided that Velda will

take care of the music for the fashion show.

Velda, please,

none of that hip-hop B-Boys nonsense.

- Yeah.

- I happen to like Run-D.M.C.

Nevertheless, leave it at home.

- Miriam, did you call the boutiques?

- Yes, I did.

- Did you make a list of the suppliers?

- Yes, I did.

She is such a pain in the ass.

Look. Let's not make this long, okay?

We have to get dressed.

- Now what have we decided?

- Okay. I talked to the Brothers...

and the Gammites are definitely going over

tomorrow night.

All right.

- So we should give them a party.

- Yes.

They haven't had fun for so long,

a jam will be on.

- Where, at the frat house?

- Yeah, at the Gamma House.

The brothers said it was cool,

but we have to clean up first.

- Clean up?

- Are you crazy?

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