School Dance Page #4

And I won't play that.

I don't like any of them one bit!

Are you getting initiated

into a gang, young Jiminey?

Uh, my name is Jason,

and no, I'm not.

Cut the...

I'm gonna tell you something, Jethro.

You're gonna try

and start a race riot.

You better leave them Mexican kids alone,

they're gonna jump on you.

Yeah, four to five of them are

gonna jump on your little ass.

They're gonna have Home

Depot little jackets on,

they don't play the fool.

Yeah. Damn sh*t.

You think it's a game?

You're gonna end up on First 38.

First 38.

I thought it was 48.

Yeah, it's 38, nigga.

Yes.

I hear you need one more volunteer

teacher tonight for the lock-in.

And you heard right, baby.

I need you here.

Quicker than a cat

can lick his ass.

All right, great.

I'll see you there.

I'm gonna tear that ass up tonight.

Huh?

Are you going to

the school dance tonight?

Yeah, come on. Get your little nosey

ass out of here. Get on out of here.

The Hater Dance.

The Hater Dance.

The Hater Dance.

Oh!

What the f***?

It seems like today is

your unlucky day, Day.

That's funny, fool.

Yeah.

Yo, why y'all messing with me?

I know you got some lawns

to mow or something.

So, Day Day,

you have a really important phone call.

Who's this?

What? Nigga, speak English.

Who's this?

It's Junior.

Just got out and he wants his money.

Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone,

Holmes.

That's rude.

My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you.

How did you get out?

I thought you were

in jail for triple life.

Look, man, I got your money.

Don't worry.

Insert 25 cents

for another minute.

What did he say?

Don't ask me, fool.

I don't speak Spanish.

$2,000 by midnight

or Junior's gonna kill you.

Sh*t.

2 grand.

Where am I gonna get

that from by midnight?

Day Day, you cool?

Hell no.

These Ese's are threatening

me over some sh*t

my wack-ass father did!

Uncle D-Smoke?

Yeah, that lying-ass

nigga, Darren.

See, my mamma thought

it would be a good idea

for me to go

visit him in prison.

Say, "Hi, Daddy!"

Say, "Hi, Daddy!"

Hi, Daddy.

Whose goddamn

white baby is that?

This is your baby, okay?

He's just light skinned. Mmm-hmm.

That one might be mine.

That one right there,

I'm not totally sure.

Just because you

named him Darren

don't mean he belongs to Darren.

But I don't care what

this baby's name is,

this baby is rice skinned

but not light skinned.

That is a white child.

That is Caucasian from

the mountains of Caucasus.

That is a Slavic baby,

a Viking from Iceland.

That baby got 730

as a credit rating

right now as an infant.

You the only one

I've been with, Darren.

B*tch, let me explain

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