Scenic Route Page #3
gumball doctrine?
The gumball doc...
Oh, my God. You gotta
be kidding me.
you in the last 10 years?
So you do remember?
Yeah, I remember it as
something cooked up
by a couple of losers who had nothing
better to do on a Friday night.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I
didn't cook it up.
You did. You're the one.
You're the one that said
that you would never
buy an engagement ring
that didn't come from
a gumball machine.
You're the one that said the
poorest people on the planet
are hacking off
each others' limbs
to give you something to
spend two months' salary on.
Look, just because you took
some conversation we had
over beer and macaroni and
decided to make it your religion
doesn't mean the rest of
Okay, fine. So you
gave up on diamonds.
Okay. Who gives a sh*t, man?
You give up on your music,
your friends and your family,
and for what, the
rebound girl?
Come on. The rebound girl?
Yes. Really?
Yes, the rebound girl.
I was there.
I saw you and Karen together.
You were insane for the girl.
And... And when she
left, you know...
You were messed up. Okay?
People get that.
But four months later, and
you're engaged to the secretary?
Listen, take a step back,
and see that for what it is.
I fell in love You panicked.
Why do you insist on listening
to the words you're
putting into my mouth
rather than the ones
I'm actually saying?
You got a goddamn dog.
So what?/ You're allergic!
Take a pill.
What's the dog's name?
Sun... F*** you.
No.
No, "F*** You"...
No, "F*** You," I
would believe.
"F*** You" is exactly
the kind of name
that you would name a dog.
No, but your dog's
name is Sunshine.
F***ing Sunshine.
Are you gonna look at
me with a straight face
and tell me that your opinion
was actually considered
in the decision that
resulted in an animal
you're allergic to being
named after a Care Bear?
Oh, my God, you're right. I
didn't get to name the dog.
My life is a sham.
No, no, let me just get
this straight, okay?
J- Just for me.
So the love of
your life leaves.
Okay? And, um, less
than a year later,
you're married to a secretary
who loves dogs and hates
your f***ing music.
I think it's reasonable at that
point to have some doubts, right?
I think it's reasonable to
email your good friend Carter.
You remember that?
"Hey, what the f***, man?
What am I getting into?
Did I make a mistake?"
And before I can hit reply,
you buy a f***ing house!
That's great! I understand.
Right. Okay, fine. You're...
Focus on...
You want to focus on
f***ing square footage,
rather than the fact that
you have nothing in common.
That's okay. You...
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Scenic Route" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 3 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/scenic_route_17577>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In