Scareycrows Page #4

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- Oh dear God.

- Brilliant, we'll be there.

Cool.

Oh look it's Jules and Marvin.

Oh right, we'll see you then.

- Bring it to the table Josh.

- Cool!

Pretentious stuck-up little cow.

Why does he get to work

in Paris for the summer

when I'm stuck in this dump?

Because his father owns

a construction company

and yours doesn't.

I bet they don't have to

creep around the park benches.

No...

It's all about opportunity

thought isn't it,

he's had 'em all of his life.

- Here guys.

- Thanks.

Cheers mate.

I'm never gonna get any though, am I?

Not unless I go out

and find it for myself.

How do you mean?

I can do so much more with my life Amy.

I know I can.

Do you know how I spent this afternoon?

No.

Dusting a house.

I'm not joking, some old

lady dies and she's got this

cottage as a holiday let,

so he had me over there

- all afternoon tidying it up.

- Hmmm.

- Sh*t.

- What?

Oh, I've gotta bring the key back.

Will you get in trouble?

Only if he finds out.

You said it's empty?

(LAUGHING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

You!

I still don't see how

he can just sack you.

Really, because he just did.

Yeah but you could've apologized.

- No.

- Oh sure.

No, I don't like begging.

But you...

And do you know why because

I don't want his crappy

little job.

I haven't meant it to happen like this

but how would you feel about

moving to London?

What?

I know it's a bit sudden, but sometimes

you have to take an

opportunity when it comes.

What opportunity?

If this hadn't have happened,

we might have gone on for

years, never daring to make the break.

What are you on about?

It's what we want isn't it?

A real life somewhere with prospects.

I'm not going anywhere, I've

still got a job, remember.

I thought you loved me.

I do, well I'm not just

gonna throw everything out

and go to London.

What so what, you're saying we're over?

No, you're the one who's

talking about leaving not me.

But if you won't come with

me then it's the same thing.

Jesus Ryan you're unbelievable.

Make your mind up Amy!

Are you coming or not?

(GROANING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

- Where is it?

- Pardon?

The Scareycrow you were

supposed to have done

the window display.

I'm sorry I was on my own.

And, Christ Almighty.

I'm sorry.

You do realize that

I am supposed to show

the judges around all

the Scareycrow displays?

What the hell are they going

to think if my own salon

doesn't even have a Scareycrow, hmm?

I did try.

Not hard enough, I want

that window done by lunchtime

and it had better look spectacular.

Now where the hell is this stylist?

Oh Jesus, why do I always

have to deal with idiots hmm?

Just for once, for once, why

can't they send me someone

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