Saw 3D: The Final Chapter Page #4

we will call off our plans.

We offer you this final chance.

So now you know, Lord, the fate of

those who are about to come here tonight.

And we leave their lives in your hands.

Man, it's too bad Riggs couldn't make it.

Man, that boy's got his priorities

all jacked up, all right.

First of all, if it was me, I'd quit that sh*t job

a hell of a long time ago, all right?

Tonight is what? It's time to party, right?

- It's time to party, baby!

- Hell, yeah!

Party our asses off.

You know what I'm saying.

- F***.

- Sh*t.

F***. Roll down the window, man.

- Sh*t, man, we are going to f***ing jail.

- Shut up, all right?

- Roll them the f*** down.

- Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Oh, my God, dude.

- Get the f***ing window down.

- Shut your f***ing mouth.

- All right. He's getting out, he's getting out.

- Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down.

- I got this.

- Shut up.

- Just let me do all the talking, all right?

- Shut up. Shut your damn mouth.

Friends, Roman and countrymen,

how we doing this evening?

Just fine, Officer. How about yourself?

Well, I'm doing pretty good.

Thanks for asking.

Now I'll tell you why I pulled you over.

You was going about 15 miles per hour

over the speed limit.

Now that was why I pulled you over.

But why you're in trouble,

that's a whole other matter.

I don't understand

what you're talking about.

You don't understand... You don't

understand what I'm talking about?

No, I...

Don't bullshit me, boy.

What, you think I wasn't young once?

I know what it's like to chase the puss

and get high.

- What are you looking at?

- Sorry.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't we try a little honesty?

All right. Honestly, this is my brother's car.

He smokes a lot of pot.

We don't smoke that...

We don't smoke pot at all, do we?

- Do we, boys?

- No, sir.

- There's no pot.

- Never.

- No pot-smoking in this car.

- No, sir.

- You expect me to believe that?

- Yeah, I was kind of hoping so.

Well, I don't. So I tell you what.

I'm gonna give you one chance.

If I hear anything but the truth, you boys...

You're gonna be in for a long night.

Yes, Officer, we've been smoking.

That wasn't so bad now, was it?

So I'll tell you what you're gonna do.

You're gonna hand over all the weed

right now.

Who's got the weed?

- Now.

- Give it to him, dude!

We got the weed, okay.

There's all of it.

Today's your lucky day.

You know why?

'Cause I'm feeling Christ-like,

and I think that I am gonna forgive

all of your sins on this fine evening.

- Thank you, Officer. We appreciate it.

- But I'll tell you what.

Next time you boys

come through Rocky Branch,

- know whose town you're in.

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