Savage Love Page #2

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do you want to date me or not?

Or...

yes or no?

- Why do you criticize me all the time?

- Dumb you are.

Hey!

He!

Hello!

Down here.

Oh.

Hi.

Hello.

May I introduce myself?

My name is Jacob.

Jacob Huge.

I'm Lucas.

Lucas Little.

He he. funny ass.

No, really. It's true.

Excuse me.

May I bring you a drink?

Thanks.

Something small.

You have a foreign accent?

Where are you from?

I'm Chinese.

I'm from a former

French colony.

And you?

Yes, yes. I'm originally

from the Galapagos islands.

The country of giants.

You don't know what

you're saying, little man.

Well.

Can I bring you any

drinks now or not?

- Yes, a beer.

- For me, too.

Two beers, please.

Welcome to my party.

Have you booked two single

or one double room?

Two single rooms.

Not bad.

Because all of our rooms

come with a private bathroom.

So, just make yourself comfortable.

Pm just preparing a champagne

reception for the ladies,

after that I'll make a short speech

and then, my gentlemen,

then I wish you an unforgettable night

and lots of fun.

Yes, Fm pretty sure of that.

Gents,

the keys!

Room 7 and 8.

Just along the hallway

and then right.

Silvia!

I hurt myself.

I want you to make the speech.

Is it bad?

I cut myself and this pretty deep.

I just want Dr. Wieland

to look over it. Just in case.

Alright.

- Should somebody give u a lift?

- No!

I'm OK.

Thanks.

Hello everyone.

Thanks!

Sadly, Lady Nadia is nut able to make the

reception speech because she hurt her finger.

That's why I'm welcoming you now.

But I'm sure that during

this wonderful evening

you'll get the chance to get to know

her and she will welcome you, too.

Now, for our ladies we

prepared this great champagne

and for your gentlemen we have lots of beer,

liquor shots and other delicious drinks.

On top of that we also have

another highlight for all men.

Who wants can get a goodie bag.

it's for free!

But unfortunately the

ladies are left empty handed.

I'm sorry.

- Yes please?

- What's in a goodie bag?

Penicillin, LSD, Speed, Crack and

Crack?

THB and much more.

A little something for every taste.

Oh wow,

that's what I call tolerant!

Well.

Well, long stow short.

I wish you all a prickling

and a heady night.

And around midnight there will be

served a delicious chili con came.

It's getting better and better.

What was wrong with that midget?

OK, hurry then to get changed.

Yeah?

Let's meet in half an hour at the bar.

Next to the main room.

OK, in half an hour at the bar.

But don't fall asleep, OK?

Yeah, alright.

I can't sleep With all that club noise.

Alrighty!

How would you like it?

You should know that I will

fulfill all your needs.

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