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The thought of it's just disgusting.

F*** up and die, Nong.

You really think I get off on

pretending to be your girlfriend?

You say the cruelest things!

Watch your hands.

I worry about Jung the most.

The hell I will. I'm not like Nong.

When I take off my make-up,

nobody can tell I'm a queen.

Get lost! There's nothing wrong

with the way I look.

- Come on, let's practice.

- Practice what?

Practice being a man.

Hey Wit, you old bastard!

Heard you're gonna tie the knot!

Okay, let's go. 1, 2, 3...

act like men!

Wit! Some friends have

come to see you.

My god! How the hell do you

find out about this?

Jung?

Hey! How could we miss

your big day?

How come you didn't

send us an invitation?

It's only the engagement

ceremony. Just family.

Congratulation, Wit.

So who's the lucky lady?

Hi.

This is Julie, my fiancee.

Oh! Her name's Julie?

Such a beautiful name.

Ju! Ju! Come quickly, there's

somebody I want you to meet.

How many times have I told you,

Mom? It's "Julie" now, not "Ju"!

Julie? A Chinese girl named Julie?

The fortune teller says it's not a

good omen to stay engaged for too long.

So we'd like Wit and Julie to get

married as soon as possible.

But Mom, I think we should

wait a while.

For what?

You get married, you have

grandchildren for us to look after.

As simple as that.

What do you want to wait for?

My friends need me for

their volleyball team.

Volleyball?

My son was born to be

a sport man!

Ever since he was a boy, he loved

pictures of men with big muscles.

Oh! I look terrible!

All pale and faded like

Wit's family!

My little face look like custard...

Hey Wit, are you really

gonna sleep with that girl?

How disgusting.

What can I do?

It all happened so fast.

Before I knew it, I was engaged.

So what will you do on

your wedding night?

I know! Act like that guy

did in the soap opera.

Once the light' off, send another

guy in to take your place.

- Like a stand-in.

- Don't be stupid, Jung.

All those soap operas have

gone to your head, your idiot.

- No, it'd work!

- It really might, you know.

- Keep it for your term.

- Hey Mon. Don't be stupid.

- For her wedding.

- Listen you guys. This is serious!

Anyway, Julie's adorable.

You're so lucky.

What are you playing.

Are you crazy.

My life is so costly.

So Wit... are you really

gonna take the bar exam?

Yep. I want to be a judge.

A female judge?

No way. He's going to have a

wife and kids, remember?

- "My name's Julie"

- Are you crazy?

You've got two balls and a dick...

when are you going

to use' em with Julie?

When you do, let me know.

I want to nurse your child.

Hey you guy.

Hey look!

Yoo-hoo, Grandpa!

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