Satisfaction Page #3

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This.

- Oh, come on, Billy, that's stealing.

- Yeah, don't you love it?

Oh, Billy.

I would like to thank the Academy

for recognizing genius when they see it.

Unfortunately, I have no one else

to thank for this but myself.

Thank you so much.

Damn fish.

Plain just out of fish there.

Uh, where...

Where am I? What...?

What's going on here?

I think you're in your living room.

Oh, sh*t.

I'm being robbed again, aren't I?

Hamlet. Hamlet.

Hey. Go. Kill.

Go on, kill.

Kill. Go on, kill.

What have you done to my dog?

You broke my dog.

You have a really lovely home, sir.

- Thank you.

- Yeah. This is a really nice piano.

- Do you live here alone?

- Yup.

- Wh...? What's the number to the police?

Thank you.

Wait a minute, jack. Before you talk

to the cops, could you just write:

- Hello.

- "Dear Billy, I'll never forget last night"?

Hello? Hello?

- Was that you?

Hey, uh...

You're not Martin Falcon, are you?

Who the hell are you people?

I'm Jennie Lee.

We're here for the audition.

Audition.

It is 4:
00 in the goddamn morning.

- Yeah. Sorry we're late.

Late?

You people are 14 hours early.

The auditions start tomorrow.

Tonight... Tomorrow.

You know what I mean.

That's just great, Jennie.

I guess I got the wrong date.

Right. All of you.

Come on. Out. Go on.

Go out. Come back tomorrow,

or tonight, or later, whenever it is.

What?

We got nowhere to go.

Oh, God. Oh, say it isn't.

This isn't it. Say it.

This is not the room you're talking about

in your ad that says:

- "Room and board included," right?

- Oh, yes. The same.

This is worse than my room.

I can't spend a summer

in a place like this.

Well, don't get ahead of yourselves.

The job isn't yours yet.

Not by a long shot.

Beds, mattresses.

Goodbye.

Daryle.

So wait a minute.

Where's he gonna sleep?

- In here. What do you mean?

- Well, if he were a gentleman...

...he'd sleep out in the van.

- What kind of gentleman...

...sleeps in a truck?

- Good point.

Look. Look,

you have to change outside.

You stay out there until we're done

changing here, you got that?

Why? I mean, you know, if you're

so modest you should change outside.

What if half of us change inside,

half of us change outside...

...and Nickie changes on the roof.

- Look, nobody's going outside.

We're all in the same boat.

Let's respect our privacy.

I ain't taking off my clothes

in front of him.

Don't be so stupid.

- Everybody wants to go to sleep.

- I don't give a sh*t. I ain't doing it.

- I can't believe you're acting like this.

- Hey, where are you going?

Hey, don't do me any favors.

- What's that pink stuff they're drinking?

- I don't know.

Man, what planet is this?

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