
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic
I said 'Shut up, you stupid twat' And...
- Oh my God.
- I know.
Because... And then I'm like:
'Oh f*ck, what did I just do?'
But then the audience loved it.
They went nuts.
And she looked like an idiot, like they're all like,
she is a stupid twat that should shut up.
- That's awesome.
- So it was like felt really good. So that's on the record.
It's all like... So many more copies.
Called someone a stupid twat on it.
Who knows. I just glut out
the record finally.
It's so good, so good.
Perhaps I'm a bit producing it. It's crazy.
Wow!
And then this book. The stupid idea
I had about how guys are jerks.
I went on Oprah with it.
Oh my God, why didn't you tell me?
I would have loved to see that.
I didn't know how would it go,
I wanted it away. You know.
- Can I come on to?
- Yeah, for sure.
Oh my God, that's so cool.
What's going on with you?
What about that pilot?
- I got it.
- Awesome.
I know. I'm waiting to hear for it's gonna get picked up.
And that looks really good. They really like it.
Awesome!
It's so great!
And Dacky was in it.
Cause I brought him to the table reading they needed
a dog for one scene and then like "He's perfect"
He is perfect.
And then I sold that script
to this Comedy Central.
- A sports thing.
- Sport show of all things.
I know. I don't even know
anything about sports.
Who loves.
It's concept, I guess.
What about a...
What about you?
What's been going on?
I haven't seen you in a while.
So much.
- Wow, really?
- Yeah.
I'm doing a lot. So...
You've been getting out a lot.
Wow, cool.
Are you shopping it around or...?
No it's doing it.
I mean it's...
- I mean it's gonna be on. It's a show.
- On TV?
No, but it's actually
like a play slash movie.
- It's cool. Like in a theatre.
- Wow.
Yeah.
It sounds amazing. What is it? What's it about?
Are you like the star of it? What is it?
It's about a ...
the Holocaust.
Yeah. And it's kind of a...
But it's funny.
And it's also musical.
- Oh my God, that sounds awesome.
- I know.
When are you doing it?
It's a real opus, you know.
You know what, tonight. And it's
actually tonight so I'd better skid detail.
- Right now?
- Yeah. I've got a bunch of stuff to do pre-pro.
Can we come see it?
I wanna see it.
Shit. It sold out. It's totally sold out,
every scene. I know, it sucks.
What if we just hang backstage and
like watch from the wings or something?
Yeah. Can we just be backstage?
We can stand by the
curtains and be quiet.
I can't think why not.
- So will you let us know...?
- Yeah, sure, definitely.
I'm excited. I'm totally excited.
So see you guys tonight.
- Good luck.
- See you at the show.
F*ck!
"Here I go again with my big mouth."
"Spelling off like I got some going."
"I wrote a show and it's playing tonight?"
"I'm so foolish shit man. What was I thinking?"
"I gotta write a show but how am I gonna
do a show. And I don't even have a show to write."
"I never wrote a show, but if I ever wrote a show,
I bet that all of them would know and thinking bites."
"You know what. F*ck down."
"I could write a show. I'll just do it."
"I'll write a show."
"All it takes is elbow grease"
"I'll write a show tonight."
"I hope I do it right."
world and put it in a show."
"I'll write a show alright."
"And I'll have it by tonight."
"All I need is a theatre space
and a bag of weed and a star."
"A star!"
"Great!"
"Good job, Sarah. I'm writing a whole show for tonight.
I don't even have a star. Who's gonna be my star?"
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