Santa Buddies: The Legend of Santa Paws Page #5

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into the boogaloo jaw drop,

to the tail rotation

for the B-Dawg Nation.

Yeah. Way to break those moves.

Yeah, I know. I'm the best.

Let's see you give it a shot, playa.

OK, I'll give it a whirl, playa.

I call this the Prancer hop 'n bop...

- Huh?

- to the spinning toy top,

to the elf hustle 'n bustle,

to the shiny toy train.

Oh!

Whoa!

Did I bust some moves?

You busted something, all right.

- Hey, dudes.

- Yo, dawg,

it is your turn

to hang with Santa Junior.

- No problemo, dude.

- We'll see about that, dawg.

Why is he in such a huff?

I don't know, dawg.

He be trippin', for shizzle.

Wowzers, dude.

You don't have to talk like B-Dawg.

Isn't that how ordinary puppies talk?

Dude, only B-Dawg talks like that.

Oh. So, what are you doing... dude?

Just chillaxing with a mud bath, dude.

Dude, can I give it a roll?

Now what are we gonna do, dude?

Let me show you my sweet pad, dude.

This is the cleanest room in the house.

Strictly off limits.

Dude!

Is it normal for mud to feel itchy?

No, dude! Don't do it!

Whoa! How'd you do that, dude?

I don't know. It just happens, dude.

Dude...

Dudette, where are you?

What's up? Alice is about

to give me a new Christmas outfit.

Oh, no. What happened to you?

Someone played a dirty trick on me.

You've gotta hang with Puppy Paws now.

I have to wear this clean coat

as punishment.

Later, dudenator.

So, what sweet stuff

are we going to do, dudette?

Oh, brother.

Awesome, and I'll call you "sis".

I've never had a sis before.

Or a brother. This is gonna be epic!

Rosebud! Where are you?

Like, wait here. I'll be back

with a whole new Christmas look.

Wow! Like, that should be fun.

Hey, Rosebud.

You're gonna love this, Rosebud.

So, what do you think?

You're right. What was I thinking?

Accessories!

Hang on. I'll be right back.

What's taking so long?

You startled me.

- That's your new Christmas look?

- You don't like it?

I think it's totally fetch.

I like it,

but it's not very Christmassy.

What could be

more Christmassy than this?

Om... Om...

- Om...

- Excuse me!

Rosebud sent me.

She was, like, totally freaking out

about her Christmas makeover.

Well, it's time for meditation.

This Buddha statue

came from the Ming Dynasty,

over 600 years old. Very sacred.

So, like, how do we do

this "meditate" stuff?

We simply sit and breathe.

A clear mind is developed

through meditation.

- Om...

- Om...

Om...

My Buddha statue!

It's a snowman,

very Zen in the North Pole.

Hello?

Anyone here?

Yes?

Hi. Um...

My son would like a puppy for Christmas.

Ha!

Well, then,

you've come to the right place.

Quiet!

- Where are the puppies?

- They're hiding.

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