Sanky Panky Page #3

where your future may be.

You know dam well where yours is,

I'm the clueless one.

I'll find mine, don't worry,

I'll find it.

Next year, I'll be wearing

those little sandals.

Don't do anything foolish.

Be careful.

Chelo! Chelo!

We'll be neighbors.

Jesus, what is he, my dad?

He follows me everywhere.

Don't worry my love.

I'm coming.

I'm getting you out of here.

I'm marrying you.

I love you.

I'm coming.

Don't worry; I'll get an old lady too.

What?

Money changes people; he's all

stuck up, old lady and all.

Oh yeah? You can count on me.

I'll get an old lady too.

- I'm your pal.

- He's messing with me.

Don't get so upset...

Giuseppe, yes... how are you

my brother? It's me Genaro.

I know it's late.

I just need a small favor...

Get me a job in the hotel.

Whatever, as a doorman, waiter,

aerobic instructor...

I'm in a bit of jam here,

and need help.

I wouldn't call you if it wasn't...

Just weekends are fine.

I can't leave mom by herself.

You know her.

Sure... Have I ever bothered

you for anything?

I borrowed three grand from

you just to help a friend.

Yes.

Of course, whatever...

Okay, I'm interested, I'm interested.

Trust me. I won't let you down.

Punctual.

Don't worry.

Listen...

Are there American

women in the hotel?

Hello.

Hello?

Well, don't leave mom by herself

in the grocery store.

Change the bottles at 3:00am.

Beef patties arrive at 7:30 am,

so open at seven on the dot.

Don't play music in the grocery store.

Close at 11:
00 pm and don't give credit

to jean factory workers. They don't pay.

And be careful with

the Dominican salami.

Leave that in our hands.

We're in charge.

That's why I worry,

I know my people.

Now that you got yourself into this,

Don't go waste your time in the hotel.

Get an American, not a German, Australian,

or French, they got no hips and no money.

It's a Gringa... and old.

The older she is the better

the business.

Get her old, but with money.

If she's broke, I'd rather keep Helena.

You know where they are, at the beach

sipping on drinks, laying on beach chairs.

- Chair long...

- Same thing...

Laying there with their

bare breasts...

And with their cula leg...

- Quarter leg...

- Same thing.

With their cula leg inside their

butts... mad tight... hard...

Dark skinned...

Don't get distracted.

You'll see gringas right away...

Fluffy, cellulites, tits,

belly button, tits...

White as milk, you'll see.

Enough. Just don't leave

my mom by herself.

Movies on sale, "Feast of the Goat",

"Sanky Panky".

- That's not even out!

- No bootlegs please...

- Pirates are cleaning up...

- Here, take Juana...

Are you nuts?

Want to get arrested again?

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