Saattokeikka Page #3

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I thought you're used

to wildlife in Africa.

I was born in Finland.

- No you were not. You're a Somali.

Jump in!

- No.

Now I know why you're a wimp.

- Why?

If you were born in Africa,

you'd be a tough guy.

You'd be a child soldier.

- Then I would've shot you already.

That's not funny anymore.

No kissing!

What the hell just happened?

Don't know. A little heart problem.

- A little heart problem!

No big deal. Never has been.

No, no.

- What now?

Where...

What's up now? -It's because of you.

My chain is in the lake.

Chain?

- The one my father gave me.

Ask for another one. -How can I? He's

in Nairobi. I'm in the damn woods.

Is that where you're going?

- I'm going that way.

You're going the other way. I hope

we'll never see each other again.

On what side was

the damn moss supposed to be?

You should take the road.

That's the usual way.

Haven't you told your mother?

One more word

and I'll dump you, for sure.

You live with her?

- None of your business.

How have you planned this out?

You've stolen your stepfather's car?

I'll catch you. I bet I will, midget.

Wait a sec. Wait.

What do you want?

Does your father know about this?

- Of course.

When he left, we planned all this.

When did he leave?

When did he leave?

When I was ten.

Oh my goodness.

I have his number.

And we've talked via Messenger.

I know he wants me over there.

You're on your way to Africa.

But you don't have any clothes.

Use the Messenger.

Talk to your Daddy.

My battery's flat.

- Use the land line. Call him.

What do you think?

- Hey!

Sorry! Does anyone have a charger?

- Give me that!

You can't take my phone.

One more word and I'll

yell a Somali is trying to steal.

I'm not a Somali.

- Find a phone.

Or don't you have

the guts to call him?

Whose wedding is this?

- Give me that!

Who's this?

You give me that,

I'll give you this.

God damn it.

Sorry.

What are you doing in there?

What do people

usually do in toilets?

You have a son.

So I have.

Are you going to his wedding?

- No.

A stupid idea. That I'd go there.

And somehow all would be well.

I'm going to the cabin. You just

take care of your own business.

You just can't do that. Not to go.

- Says who?

It's your son's wedding.

I'll get us a ride.

You'll go to the wedding.

Even if I have to carry you. -No way.

You will.

- God damn. Shut the f*** up.

You'll go there. Hang on.

Hey, excuse me.

Do you know a girl with curly hair?

- Yep.

How do you know who I'm talking

about? -Why wouldn't I?

Which way should I go?

Tappara or Ilves?

- I don't follow hockey. Football.

Thanks.

Hi.

- What brings you snooping in here?

I'm not...

- Wait.

Thanks.

Did you think I'd steal your money?

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