Runaway Bride Page #6
ELAINE:
No, no, don't mention my name in there.
IKE:
Why?
A buzz.
ELAINE:
You can go in now.
Ike goes into Ellie's office. Elaine picks up her phone.
CUT TO:
INT. ELLIE'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
ELLIE is that editor. Stylish and successful looking, she's
about Ike's age. Ellie sits behind a big desk with a scowl on
her pretty face. Her casual-looking husband, Fisher, sits
nonchalantly on the arm of the couch. Ike enters as Ellie reads
Maggie's letter.
ELLIE:
(reading letter)
"Anyway, I'm just dropping you big city
folk this little note to say that I have
thought of a ritual sacrifice that would
satisfy my current appetite: Ike
Graham's column on a platter. Yours
truly, Maggie Carpenter. P.S. -- I
have inclosed a list of the gross
factual misrepresentations in your
article. There are fifteen."
Ike sits as Ellie puts the letter down and takes off her glasses.
IKE:
(chuckles as he sits)
Fully. I like her. She has wit.
ELLIE:
I left four messages. You don't return
my calls.
IKE:
So? I never returned your calls, even
when we were married. And what's
Fisher doing here anyway?
Fisher gets and places a photo of the cat on a bookshelf on his
way to the other side of the room.
FISHER:
Ellie asked me to come down to offer
moral support.
IKE:
Since when does Ellie need moral supp--
ELLIE:
-- It's for you, Ike.
IKE:
What?
ELLIE:
Journalism lesson number one. If you
fabricate your facts, you get fired.
Ellie pushes USA Today lawyer's letter across the desk for him
to read. Ike picks it up and skims the letter. His face is as
impassive as stone.
IKE:
Lesson number two. Never work for your
former spouse.
ELLIE:
That's not nothing to do with it. You
cooked this story up and you know it.
IKE:
I didn't cook up a story. I had a
source.
ELLIE:
Someone reliable, I'm sure. A booze-
hound in a bar?
FISHER:
In vino veritas.
IKE:
Don't knock drunk guys in bars. Drunk
guys in bars are good. It means
they're not driving.
Ike gets up and stands near Ellie, making his point.
IKE (cont'd)
Besides, I'm a columnist. This is what
columnists are supposed to do. This is
what you like. We push, we stretch, we
go out on a limo. That's what makes me
good!
ELLIE:
No, that's what makes you unemployed.
IKE:
I merely write the stuff. You're the
one that serves it up.
Ike puts down the letter and puts his glasses back into his
pocket.
ELLIE:
Not anymore. I have to draw the line.
(pushing a piece
of paper)
She sent us this list. Our lawyers say
it's actionable.
Ellie hands Ike Maggie's list.
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