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...to make you think that you're not

a nice person, you're not normal?

Because I'm sitting here with you --

I'm sitting right here with you,

and you know what I see?

Nice person, normal person.

Well, you're wrong.

Oh, Michael,

um, I'm leaving work today,

and Rosy drops it on me.

On Saturday I have got

a closing at 1 1:00 o'clock.

I've got that function

I've got to go to Saturday night,

and Sunday

I have the open house,

so can you, uh, help me

with Dylan this weekend?

Yeah, sure. No problem.

Oh, hey, that's not necessary

'cause Dylan and l

are going camping this weekend.

So you're off the hook, little action.

Oh.

Okay. Fine.

Well, I told you.

I mean, I did, l, no,

that's why we went.

That's why we went shopping.

I got a sleeping bag for me,

a little one for the little guy,

a whole bunch of stuff,

because, well,

this one is for you and me, right?

This one is for us.

Yeah, it's for us.

Yeah, there you go.

-Where are you guys going?

-Just up the lake.

We've got to figure out

what we're going to eat, right?

A lot of people eat this

freeze-dried stuff, which is nasty.

Why?

Just...

What do you mean?

That's a ridiculous question.

We're just going for fun.

That's why we're going.

So, we've got to figure out

what we're going to have food-wise.

Can I come, too?

No. You know what, Michael?

I think, I mean,

I think you're old enough

not to go camping with Daddy,

don't you think?

Hey...

Dylan!

What are you doing?

Why are you jumping on the bed?

-I want to go outside.

-Well, we can't go outside.

-We're going to sleep in a minute.

-I'm not tired.

-Well, I am.

-You're always tired.

All right, stop.

Stop it. Stop it.

Stop.

Can we play Scooby Doo?

Like, we pretend

to be real Scooby Doo guys?

Maybe if you calm down we can.

But we need to do it outside.

No.

Then it won't be any fun.

We need to have it scary.

That's when you solve the mystery.

Well, you know what? You're going

to have to solve the mystery

right here in this hotel room.

I can tell when a Scooby Doo episode

is an old one or a new one.

You know how?

Because in the old ones,

the ghosts are fake...

People in the

other rooms are going to hear you.

...and in the new ones,

the guys are faking at first,

but then the ghosts are real ghosts.

-I said, they're going to hear you.

-Uh-unh!

-Yes, they are.

-Uh-unh!

Knock it off!

I said knock it off if you

want to play the monster game.

I've got you.

Now I eat the brain out of your head.

-Hey, Mikey.

-Hey.

What brings you here

in the daytime?

-I came to get my paycheck.

-Paycheck?

Didn't I already

pay you once this month?

That's funny.

Couldn't wait for your shift?

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