Run, Fat Boy, Run Page #5

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Actually,

can I have this big one?

- Dennis.

- That one's fine...

and, uh, I like that one, too.

- Anything else?

- Um, yeah.

What do you see in Whit?

- Uh, forty-nine.

- Yes, I'm forty-nine.

- What can I get for you?

- No, I'm not done yet.

Yes, you are.

Sorry, I think you've used up

your allotted time.

You don't-- You don't have

allotted time, OK?

Now you're using up

my allotted time.

You don't get

allotted time, OK?

It's not like a game show,

you know?

You got, like, fifteen seconds

to win a bun.

Goodbye, Dennis.

Yes?

Yes. Hello, yes.

Um, do you have any of those

little gingerbread rabbits?

Oh, no.

We just have those at Easter.

I'm so sorry.

Oh.

Hmm...

Do you have anything else

shaped like an animal?

- Excuse me.

- What?

I haven't paid for my order.

I'm sorry.

- Excuse me.

- Yeah.

Excuse me.

- Ow!

- Sorry.

Seriously,

what do you see in him?

OK, he's well-off, all right?

He's kind of-- He's quite

good-looking, you know?

But I mean, so what?

Is that what you think

this is about?

I just want

some gorgeous sugar daddy.

I wouldn't say gorgeous.

Well,

that's not why I'm with him.

Well, why are you with him?

You know,

give me one good reason.

One? I could give you fifty.

- I'm fifty!

- Hang on a minute!

He's mature, responsible,

considerate...

he's great with Jake.

- That's only four.

- Hello?

You know what?

He's a good man, Dennis.

You know, he runs marathons

for charity, for Pete's sake.

Oh, big deal!

So you could run a marathon?

Could I have

a chocolate brownie, please?

- Hang on!

- Oh!

Look, Libby, I can change.

Yeah? Well, great.

Let's get married.

- Really?

- No!

We tried that once, remember?

You left me at the altar,

pregnant.

You cock!

Look, Libby, I can change, OK?

I have changed. I can prove it.

How?

I'll tell you.

I will run the marathon.

What?

The one that Whit's doin'...

I'll run that,

and I'll finish it.

Come on,

you've never finished...

anything in your entire life,

Dennis.

Oh, now, you-- That's not--

- You know--

- Look, You can't

even finish a sentence.

Don't--don't--

You're just bein',

you know, what's the word?

Cock?

I would settle for something

shaped like a fish.

Well, go to the fishmonger!

I'm a vegetarian.

OK. OK.

Dennis, just please leave.

OK. OK, I'll go.

But I'm gonna

prove this to you, Libby.

I can be mature, considerate,

and responsible.

- Oh!

- Dennis?

Yes, Libby?

It's two pounds, seventy-five.

Oh, yeah, right.

Hey, if Dennis thinks

he can run the race...

he can run the race.

- Thank you.

- There's no way

you can run a marathon.

- Why not?

- 'Cause you is a lazy bastard.

Hey, I'll have you know

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