Rumor Has It... Page #3

Case in point, yours truly. Not to

mention my wife and, of course, Sarah.

There's where Sarah first learned

how to ride a bike.

There's the alley that Bobby Miller

told me I was ugly.

- Jeff. Jeff.

- Yeah.

- You fly-fish?

- No, I've never got a chance to do that.

"Face like a butt," I believe,

is how he put it.

This summer, I think I'm gonna go

to Idaho and fish the Big Wood River.

- Sounds great.

- You wanna come with me?

- Both you guys?

- There's the hedge I ran away to once.

Wait. You ran away to a hedge?

Yeah, I was 12.

That's as far as I got.

She convinced herself

she was adopted.

I hear the trout up there

are as big as Buicks.

Oh, you're here, you're here,

you're here!

I'm here.

Annie, this is Jeff, my boyfriend.

Hi.

- You're cute. He's cute.

- So are you.

- He is cute.

- My God, I'm getting married tomorrow!

- To him.

- Baby, they're asking if we should...

...have a second bar out on the patio?

- Daddy?

- Yeah, I'll take care of it.

You don't wanna kill me

before you get paid.

Scott, this is my sister Sarah.

- Hi, Scott.

- And her cute boyfriend Jeff.

- How you doing?

- Good to meet you.

We can't get Sterling roses for the

centerpieces. What about pink or white?

Scott, you pick this one.

- Pink.

- Let's go with white.

White it is.

So when are you guys

getting married?

We haven't... We haven't

really talked about that yet.

But you're such a great couple.

Aren't they?

- Great couple.

- I need two strong men out here.

Sure.

Annie. How...?

Gosh, how are you feeling?

- Great, great.

- Yeah? Scared?

Scared? Of what? I mean, if I was

scared, why would I be getting married?

- Well, I mean, people get scared...

- Look at you!

Okay, do you want the bow clip

on the top or the ribbon on the bottom?

Bow clip, ribbon...

Bow clip. Bow clip. Definitely

bow clip, yeah. No, ribbon. Ribbon.

- Wow, I don't know how you do all this.

- It's fun.

Hey, I have a great idea.

Mixed doubles.

I forgot my racket,

and Jeff doesn't really...

- Come watch us play.

- We will when we settle in a bit.

- No, sooner.

- Okay.

My sister. She bounces.

- So, what was that all about?

- What?

You told your sister we've never

even talked about getting married.

We agreed to announce

after the wedding.

Yeah, announce. You make it

sound like I'm your fishing buddy.

I'm sorry.

Just don't listen to anything...

...I say for the next couple of days.

I get crazy around my family.

Sarah.

Are you getting cold feet?

- Because if you are, you can tell me.

- No, no, I'm not getting cold feet.

I have perfectly warm feet.

Just warm?

All right, they're hot.

I have very hot feet.

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