Roxie Page #5

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marriage and family therapy to Doctor David Hutchins,

come on up here, Dave. [applause] You do us proud. - Thank you. Thank you everyone. - Are you coming over tonight? - Uh, I don't think so. - Why not, what are you

gonna be doing, sleeping? - I got plans. - You have plans? - Yeah. - Okay, tomorrow. - Well, I don't know. - Dave, you realize I'm

a busy woman, right? - Yeah. - Good, then tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow. Hey, enjoy your piss. [laughter] [upbeat country music] - [Dave] You're gonna

take my shirt off, and you'll see this sexy body. [knocking] - [Joel] Hi, I'm Joel. - Hi, Joely. [Roxie] I'm Roxie.

- Hi, Roxie. [closing] - Aren't you cute. - Well, thank you. You look good yourself. - Yeah, thank you. - [Joel] That's a

very nice dress. - Well, thank you very much. Your eyes, they're like

bugging out or something. - That's just how I am,

I wear contact lens. - [exclaims] I see. - [Joel] So, have

you always done this? - That's a personal question. - Sorry, look I didn't mean,

I've never done this before. - It's all right. - I just want to relax. - You just want to relax? - I gotta say, this

is something new. - Wow! - What do you think of that? - [Roxie] I think that's sweet. - [Joel] Yeah?

- [Roxie] Yeah! I think I got a sweet one. - Hi you doing, Davey? - I'm doing all right. - Just all right? - [Dave] I'm doing good now. - Just good? - Very good. You haven't been seeing

other girls, have you? - Just my wife. - [exclaims] You should

tell me about it. - [Dave] It's nothing exciting. - That's too bad. You know, I like

it with girls too. - [Dave] Yeah?

- [Escort] Oh yeah, baby! [laughs] [jazzy piano music] - Looking for someone, miss? - Hi, yeah, a man. - Okay. - Of course, I'm

looking for a man, an older man, but not too old, not too old, I mean

we met online dating. - Okay. - I know, I've never

done it before. It's weird, right? Yeah, it's a date, you know. Maybe not a serious one. [laughs] I don't know, maybe

it is gonna be serious. I really don't know, you know? - So, you wanna maybe have

a seat and look for him? - Well, I guess

we have to decide what we're gonna do. - Yeah, we need to decide. - [Dave] Yeah. - Well, that depends if you

want to go straight to baseball or if you want like

lollipop with a wrapper. - Lollipop with a wrapper? - [Roxie] You know

what I'm saying? - Baseball I get. - Okay, well you

get the baseball. And then there's

like the high five. - What? - The high five. - [exclaims] The high five. - [Man] You know what's funny? You know how I got to meet you? [Man] My daughter.

- [Sheryl] Your daughter? - My daughter. She told me to get a date. I've been hanging

around too long. Get up and get out. I said, "I don't know

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